Windows

Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail!

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Streich(elt) Larry die Segel?
Oder fährt er mit solz gerecktem Mast in den Hafen der Liebe ein?
Mit welchem Resultat platzt ein Möchtegern-Macho der Weltklasse mitten in ein Kreuzfahrtschiff voller umwerfender Frauen? Ergibt das schrillen Slapstick? Schmachtende Schmollmünder am laufenden Band? Eine neue Folge vom Schaumschiff? All das und noch viel mehr - um genau zu sein, das Spiel, das Sie gerade in Händen halten: Leisure Suit Larry in Yacht nach Liebe! Al Lowes Sinn für Humor dampft auf dieser Reise mit voller Kraft voraus und liefert Ihnen das neueste Kapitel der Miss-Abenteuer aus dem Fettnapf-Leben des beliebtesten Software-Losers aller Zeiten ins Haus. Und dabei gehts nicht nur sehr feucht, sondern auch sehr fröhlich zu!

"Unbedingt reinziehen!" - POWER PLAY
"Larrys Leben dürfte interessanter als Ihr eigenes sein." - ROLLING STONE
"Bietet sehr viele Überraschungen und neue Gimmicks." - PC JOKER


Contributed by Patrick Bregger (11914) on Apr 21, 2009.

Will Larry Hit Bottom?
Or Dock His Little Dinghy?

Drop a world-class lounge lizard onto a cruise ship filled with gorgeous women and what do you get? Side-splitting slapstick? A bawdy bevy of beauties? "The Lust Boat?" Actually, you've got it right in your hands! It's Leisure Suit Larry in Love for Sail! This trip, Al Lowe sets his wacky sense of humor to "full speed ahead" in the latest, greatest chapter in the hapless, hopeless life of software's best-loved loser. It's nautical, but nice!
• A Gaming First! Snort along with Larry using the authentic Scratch 'n' Sniff card included in this box! Just imagine the smells Al Lowe will make you endure. On second thought - don't!
• A Gaming First! Stick your face in the game! And your voice, too! Show your friends you're famous. Actually have a life! Windows and microphone required - but not to have a life!
• Gaming's Best Interface! Perfect for "one-handed mousing!" Grope 'n' Click means no more icons, just more laughs! Inspired by Windows 95, but not enough that we have to pay royalties to Bill Gates!
• Back by Popular Demand! Type in anything! Get those great smart a*s responses! But don't worry. You don't have to type all the time - just when it's funny!
"Larry's life may be more interesting than your own."

Better beauties than Mother Nature can make.
Or Dow Corning.

(captions)
Captain Thygh - The ship's sexy skipper. Win her "Thygh's Man Trophy" and spend a week "sailing on the captain."

Dewmi Moore - A casino fly who "unzips for chips!" Will you win her money on or her clothes playing Strip Liar's Dice?

Victorian Principles - A "10" on anybody's Dewey Decimal System. File her under "hot" in the Card Catalog of Love!

Wydoncha & Nalmi Jugg - Can Larry turn this fun-loving country-western mother-daughter singing duo into a menage a twang?


Contributed by Jeanne (59189) on May 08, 2007.