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Lula 3D (Windows)

100 point score based on reviews from various critics.
5 point score based on user ratings.

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Category Description MobyScore
Acting The quality of the actors' performances in the game (including voice acting). 2.5
Gameplay How well the game mechanics work (player controls, game action, interface, etc.) 2.4
Graphics The quality of the art, or the quality/speed of the drawing routines 2.8
Personal Slant How much you personally like the game, regardless of other attributes 2.1
Sound / Music The quality of the sound effects and/or music composition 2.5
Story / Presentation The main creative ideas in the game and how well they're executed 2.1
Overall MobyScore (17 votes) 2.4

The Press Says

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Some players will leave the game on the shelves because of the ego-shooter mini-games. And I will subtract some points because of the completely annoying, unnecessary difficult final sequence. Many players will resent the rather revealing character design and the questionable, redundant sex scenes as well as partial nutty and annoying dialogues and allusions and the missing political correctness. Without all this, the game would have been definitely more fun. But if one ignores all this circumstances generously, the bottom line is a trashy, but nevertheless nice adventure game for sweltry summer nights with relaxing, because mostly very easy puzzles, a giant game environment and not necessarily top notch but nevertheless very appealing graphics. Overall I had a lot of fun with this game. It's worth the money and therefore it gets from me actually very unexpected 70 %.
Des Testers Weibchen hat eine anstrengende Woche hinter sich, Larry würde ausflippen, wenn er das spielen könnte, was uns da jetzt vorliegt und objektives Testen entartet zur schweißtreibenden Konzentrationsübung. Lula 3D "erregte" bereits in der Demoversion die Aufmerksamkeit der Spielergemeinde. Ob die Vollversion dem noch einen draufsetzen kann erfahrt ihr in unserem Test.
Digital Entertainment News (den)
On the way to the porn game, a halfway-decent action-adventure game broke out! Lula 3D is maybe the closest you’ll ever get to Nude Raider, and the action isn’t just about the sex. Surprisingly good.
Après un "Pimperator" plutôt moyen, Lula nous revient plus dévergondée que jamais dans un jeu d'aventure en 3D. Sans pudeur, la belle dévoile ses charmes et laisse entrevoir des possibilités qui vont au-delà du simple déballage formel...
Just Adventure
Now I'm sure some of you snooty, holier-than-thou, Lucas-Arts worshipping adventure gamers would never even consider loading a game like Lula 3D onto your hard drive and honestly, that is your loss for I laughed harder and longer while playing Lula 3D than I have at most supposedly humorous mainstream games.
PC Action
Das Szenario ist bizarr, keine Frage. Trotzdem versprühen die solide Optik und die manchmal witzigen Dialoge und Rätsel einen gewissen Charme. Prüden Moralisten fallen wegen der vielen nackten Brüste und unanständigen Masturbations-Szenen (Benutze "Mr. Dildo" mit "Bett") die Augen raus. Wer damit klarkommt, bekommt für 20 Euro ein recht kurzweiliges Erotik-Abenteuer, keinen virtuellen Porno.
GameStar (Germany)
Lula 3D hat so viel mit Erotik zu tun wie ein Porno, stattdessen gibt’s talentlose Nackedeis – wenn’s das ist, was Sie wollen, dann schauen Sie lieber die Spätfilmchen im Sportfernsehen. Beischlaf beiseite, bleibt frech-frivole Unterhaltung für Erwachsene: anzügliche Dialoge, skurrile Szenarien. Das bescheuerte Inventar zerstört viel vom Spielfluss, den Rest Erregung ersticken die kruden Animationen. Nächstes Mal weniger Sex, mehr Spiel – und Lula wird Leisure Suit Larrys verdorbene Schwester.
PC Games (Germany)
Schön, dass sie bereits nach wenigen Spielminuten alle Hüllen fallen lässt und sich mit dem Wonnespender zu vergnügen beginnt - mag "Mann" meinen. Doch leider sieht dieser Pixelporno nicht mal halb so erotisch wie Pop-Diva Cher ohne Make-up aus. Warum macht die frisch gebackene "Erotikfilm-Produzentin" Lula so etwas überhaupt? Weil sie auf der verzweifelten Suche nach drei Busenstars ist, die kurz vorm Dreh verschwunden sind. Anstelle der drei Nachwuchs-Rammlerinnen findet die kurvenreiche Blondine aber nur ihr Sexspielzeug, einen zusammengeschlagenen Pförtner, zwei Videos einer Überwachungskamera und das Streichholzbriefchen eines Nachtklubs in San Francisco.
Absolute Games (
Очень противоречивая игра. Казалось бы, неудобоваримая масса под названием "компьютерная эротика", рассчитанная на недалеких людей. И в то же время, если копнуть глубже — традиционное приключение, интригующее и насыщенное событиями, с симпатичными задачками и местами отличным юмором. Да, Lula 3D не так общедоступна, как сериал о похотливом человечке. Но все-таки лучше, чем всевозможные отечественные "Незнакомки", "Мисс зима/лето" и т.п. Короче говоря, средне.
La Aventura es la Aventura
Antes de dar el veredicto final, hay que aclarar que quien firma este análisis tiene de mojigata bien poco y que se puso a jugarlo como una aventura más, sin rezar ningún Ave María Purísima ni confesarse por el acto atroz y poco ético que iba a cometer: todos podemos disfrutar de un videojuego erótico y este, por desgracia, no cumple las expectativas.
PC Powerplay
Ich dachte immer, der Tiefpunkt deutsches Humors wäre mit Fips Asmussen oder Erkan und Stefan bereits erreicht worden. Lula 3D allerdings belehrt mich eines Besseren. Was hier an pubertären Witzchen, schlüpfrigen Anspielungen und virtueller Kopulationsgymnastik über den Monitor flimmert, trieb mir ein ums andere Mal kalte Schauer des Entsetzens über den Rücken.
Computer and Video Games (CVG)
There's something oddly compelling about Lula 3D. It harnesses your attention in the same way that all ten minutes of Michelle from Big Brother decked out in cheap purple underwear staring slackjawed into the camera on the midnight freeview on Television X might do. It's crap, it's wrong, it's as sexy as placing a dead fish in your mouth and slowly pulling it in and out so the scales get stuck between your teeth - but it's still better than watching World's Wildest Police Chases with Sheriff John Bunnell.
Adventure Gamers
At its best, Lula 3D has moments of being a reasonably playable adventure, but ultimately any flashes of potential prove to be an unfulfilled tease. Not a single aspect of the game ever rises above mediocrity, and the experience is continually marred by all kinds of shoddy design and production issues that drag it further down. The end result is an impotent game selling porn that falls flat, and while cheap and trashy content may have some temporary thrill value, cheap and trashy quality is never a good thing.
Every game has a defining action or phrase that immediately sums up the entire experience. F.E.A.R. had the dust-filled corridors after a heavy gun battle. Doom 3 had the first time you screamed when the lights went out. For Lula 3D, that moment was when the main character spouted, "Isn’t the weather great today? The spinach will surely grow." I knew then that a new standard for awfulness had been set.
TotalVideoGames (TVG)
Ahhhh Lula, how screens in the computer games magazines used to keep me entertained as an impressionable teen back in the 90's. Admittedly I never quite plucked up the courage to purchase one of Lula's adventures (or the subsequent sequel and tie-in's such as the Lula themed Tamagotchi, Lula Strip Poker or Pinball) from the top shelf, however by all accounts I didn't exactly miss out on much given the adventure titles largely replaced the genre's archetypal humour and cryptic puzzles with low-brow smut and infuriating gameplay.
20 (UK)
The Lula 3D box displays a picture of the titular heroine perched atop satin sheets wearing a bikini and stockings, along with an assurance that the game features "Bouncin' Boobs Technology". In other words, it informs you exactly what type of game it is before you've even opened said box - an "erotic" adventure aimed squarely at 12 year old boys.
Jolt (UK)
Adventure games are becoming ever more niche. Their so-called evolution from what was the humble point and click adventure (think the likes of the first three Monkey Island games, the first two in the Broken Sword series, and Day of the Tentacle) to 3D Grim Fandango-style adventuring where you have direct control over the character is, if you ask us, little more than an excuse to make the games more console-friendly, but at the expense of weakening the genre as a whole. It’s no coincidence that the last games in the Monkey Island and Broken Sword series were the weakest.
Sex sells. Cram in a shower scene featuring a large chested blonde into your poorly written and directed film, and your guaranteed huge profits from the teenage boy market. Thankfully the video game industry hasn’t succumb (in the vast majority of cases anyway, BMX XXX for example certainly did give in to temptation) to this cheap over-titillation just yet. But then Lula 3D lands on my desk. A cover featuring a scantily clad blonde and a reference to the featured “Bouncin’ Boobs Technology”. And so the woe begins. Don’t buy this game.
Please. Make it stop! Adult games have never really fared very well on the PC, but this one just takes the biscuit; Lula 3D is a gaming travesty. Okay, so we can accept that some games take on an adult theme, games like Singles and 7 Sins, which provide a moderately entertaining gaming experience but flavour it with a degree of eroticism in order to appeal to those who enjoy such things.