Windows

Metal Gear Solid

Nice to see I'm wanted

Quietly does it

Guards all over the place

Hurry now, keep moving

Snake can use enemy soldiers as human shields, but they're not much good since they die and disappear after only one hit

The majority of the game takes place from a top-down perspective, but when you press against a wall the camera zooms into a more dramatic angle

Meryl, disguised as a GENOME soldier, helps Snake take on a squad of real GENOME soldiers

Snake gets in a pistol duel with Russian cowboy Revolver Ocelot, who's holding the ArmsTech President hostage

Snake vs. the Tank. Just another day on the job.

The Cyborg Ninja: Snake's biggest fan whose only goal in life is to get beat up by him. In real life, we call this 'stalking'

A big Star Wars fan, the Ninja has mastered the art of deflecting bullets with his sword

During an illicit Woman's Bathroom rendevous, Meryl and Snake go into a whole spiel about the tragedy of love and war which we might be able to take seriously if Meryl wasn't only wearing her panties(oh those wacky Japanese programmers)

Meryl expresses her displeasure at being oogled by prepubescent teens and weird 30-something loners

Mess with Meryl, and she'll toss your Special Forces butt around like a rag doll

Possessed by Psycho Mantis, Meryl tries to cap you. You're not going to stand for that, are you?

Psycho Mantis can use his telekinesis to throw everything at you except the kitchen sink. Also a Star Wars fan, he even goes so far as to use his last words to rip off Darth Vader's death scene

Sniper vs. Sniper duel against the explosively sultry Sniper Wolf

These bad guys have obviously seen Dr. Strangelove one too many times

Solid Snake gets harassed by Liquid Snake's Hind-D attack helicopter

Sniper Wolf's last stand. At least she's dressing a bit more sensibly now in preparation for her big death scene.

Vulcan Raven: No trip to Alaska is complete without being molested in a meat freezer by a 300-pound Eskimo wielding a minigun

Say Hello to Metal Gear. Say goodbye to Washington D.C.

Solid and Liquid settle their differences the bare-knuckled, shirtless ubermensch way

It's road rage run amuck as Liquid simply refuses to die

VR Missions: Fanboy joy playing as the Cyborg Ninja

VR Missions: Snake protects Meryl from a pair of seriously oversized GENOME soldiers

In photo mode Snake gets to snap pictures of his high polycount female co-workers

Beat the game twice and get both endings, and Snake receives a classy James Bond tuxedo

Liquid in all of his glory and running on Windows Vista. Don't ask me how I pulled that off

Our hero in his pre-mullet phase

PAL code, not to be confused with Friend code. Although I would consider both tools of human suffering.

Speaking of eyes..

I could just shoot you, but lets have an epic fist fight atop this giant robot instead