Well, here I am. My first day on the job as a janitor at The Corporation.
Oh my, any business with a front door this attractive is sure to be a nice friendly place to work.
So now, dealing with pterodactyls is going to be typical of my janitorial responsibilities?
No kitty! That's a bad kitty! Good thing I was issued this electro-whip to help with my cleaning duties.
Well, my company apartment is nice but I wonder if something exciting will happen if I go down to the bar?
... I'm sorry what was that? I was looking at your... never mind.