Welcome to South Ashfield! Hope you like the view, because that's how much you're gonna get to see of the town. This game's called 'The Room' for a reason, you know... When your social life is practiced through a peephole, that might be some kind of sign. And not a good one either. What? Of course I'm listening to you, Cynthia! Why do you think I wouldn't?!... You were saying something about hellish breasts--BEASTS! BEASTS! that's it... It's nice to know that my neighbors are so worried about me as to try and spy on me every 5 minutes --but you can't watch the INSIDE of an apartment through the peephole, you MORON!! Forget about weird parallel dimensions, now THIS is a useful hole!! Well he-llooooo, sweet Eileen... ahem... man, I feel kinda dirty... The Wish House! Silent Hill's orphan caring house! And it doesn't look creepy or disturbing AT ALL!!! Am I right or am I right? What's with the tight-ass attitude, pal? Like I need YOU to shake my hand... you should see what manner of chick just fell for me a few minutes ago... pffff... Hello? This is Konami, we need a few hundred thousands square meters worth of rusty grating... yes, we ARE working on a new Silent Hill, how did you know that?!? I don't know what sick-ass drugs kids are taking nowadays, but one thing's for certain: street gangs are not what they used to be. | |||