Meet The Three Stooges, only there are two of them and they're slightly more dangerous. Hey, it's ME who you should be cutting in half, you rampant IDIOT! Talk about a boring lecture, huh guys? Boring ---TO DEATH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... Ok, I'll shut up. Sorry. Torque just lost it, someone will have to deal with it... (I hope you enjoy this shoot, it took a God-awful amount of work to properly time the friggin' capture) Torque's Insanity at its best: I hope you were not too keen on that creature, as it won't be much of it left in a matter of seconds. Blurrily brought to you by courtesy of Motion Blur (TM). I don't even know what that is, and see if I care. Hopefully there will be enough meat left among all the lead thus I will know if I made the right choice or what. I'm out to fix this whole pickle, guys! You just ---HANG IN THERE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Yeah, ok, I promise I'll stop it. Don't take it personally, but all of a sudden I lost all curiosity about this 'nudist beach' of yours... Disturbing and disgusting as you see it, once in motion this scene becomes a delicious metaphor about the nutritional chain. Fighting headless zombies in the mad doctor's secret lab, nested deep within a haunted manor/asylum. Does it get ANY better than this? (don't worry, this is no spoiler --there's MUCH more to the game) Drug problem? Whaddaya mean 'drug problem'? I don't have a drug problem!! I can leave dis crap whenever I wanna! I just, like, don't wanna right now.... *snort* Locked inside a haunted manor in the middle of a electric storm. Does it get ANY more classic-horror than this? Well, get a load of this: the manor used to be an asylum!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You wanna understand people? Always refer to their family's backstory. I mean, does that picture leave ANY kind of doubt about this manor's owner? Torque is constantly assaulted by the ghosts of his past... and this time they brought some company! We got everything in here, baby! Haunted prisons, undead death-row criminals, an abbandoned asylum, and two scary-ass twin little girls wandering the woods in their pajamas at midnight! Sleep tight! What could be more annoying than small fast-flying hard-to-hit insect-like creatures, you ask? Why, big underground-dwelling randomly-surfacing fast-moving long-reaching worm-like ones, of course! Hey, Torque, what's up? All ssssssmokin' here... BTW, now that I think of it, you kinda remind me of someone... | |||