Conker: Live & Reloaded Ad Blurbs (Xbox)
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Suspect: Long furry tail.
Smells like a strip club.
Back with a raging hangover, Conker is drinking, smoking and chasing more hot, furry tail than ever. Well, when he's not blowing the stuffing out of Tediz. Take your deviant skills online to Xbox Live, or you can always just play with yourself.
Contributed by Pseudo_Intellectual (58443) on Nov 18, 2012.
IntroductionXbox Live, squirrel style
A revamped single-player classic bundled with brand new and Live-enabled multiplayer animal carnage - what's not to like?
A game of many parts, each with enough content to constitute a full game in itself, Conker: Live & Reloaded is Rare's first major foray into Xbox Live territory. And a truly full-blooded venture it is too.
The heart of the game, playable via Live, system link or on a single Xbox amidst both human and AI-controlled friends and enemies, charts the bitter clash between the Tediz forces and Squirrel High Command against the backdrop of two distinct settings: Old War and Future War.
Accessible through a time machine down in the basement of familiar watering hole The Cock and Plucker, these two scenarios bracket the war that was ongoing throughout the game's classic predecessor, Conker's Bad Fur Day, with Old War soldiers slugging it out on WWII-style battlegrounds while Future War volunteers carry on the conflict through the time streams...
With six selectable character classes for each side in each setting (adding up to a full 24 choices of character model), there's a choice for every style of play. For instance, the Demolisher does exactly what you'd expect him to do, lugging massive assault weapons around on his shoulder, while the Sneeker takes the opposite route and aims for kills by stealth.
Sky Jockeys, Thermophiles, Long Rangers and no-nonsense Grunts also have their own skill sets, weapons and equal importance in the composition of your elite fighting team. As the war rages on you'll also find that the availability of secondary weapons, destructive gadgets and controllable vehicles proves very handy.
Contributed by gamewarrior (5115) on Mar 27, 2007.
Who's ready for another round?Gaming's notorious squirrel is back with a raging hangover and more 'tude than ever. Conker staggers through a raunchy world full of twisted characters, lewd conduct, and outrageous movie parodies. The epic battle against the evil Tediz rages on in an all-new Xbox Live’ team based shooter.
Play with friends:
Join an elite squirrel squad, or play as the evil Tediz. Choose between six combat specialists each packing distinct weapons, abilities, and vehicles.
Play with yourself:
Revel in the single player versing of the award-winning Conker's Bad Fur Day, reloaded with stunning graphics.
Laugh your tail off:
Conker's outrageous movie parodies and humor will have your rolling on the floor.
"It is the best-looking Xbox® game to date." IGN
Contributed by Sciere (485519) on Jan 04, 2006.