I’m sure it’s hard to tell because I keep my feelings tucked deep, deep inside but I’m disappointed. I still remember playing Burnout Revenge, passing the controller around during Thanksgiving and letting everyone, even Grandma, take a turn at trying to earn “crash dollars.” We would play that mode for hours. I would have been happy if Criterion had yanked that dated mode out of the 5-year-old Revenge, tacked on the Autolog and charged me 1200 Microsoft points. I would have handed over my cash to enjoy the thrill and speed that the original Revenge crash variation provides. Sadly, Burnout Crash! is about as fun as a real car crash.