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SummaryIf someone told be a school simulator was this much fun....
The GoodThe addictive, non-stop action - you're constantly needing to move to different classrooms, whilst finding time to hit the shields. You can also clobber the school bully, knock a teacher over with projectiles from a catapult (and cause other people to take the blame!), plant one on the tell-tale know-it all, in short you can do all the things you craved to do at your real school. You can even change the characters names, so you can name them after horrible teachers and bullies you had to put up at school, gain private revenge after all these years. The school captures perfectly the atmosphere and look of an english school, and the teachers are all strong characters. There's the sadistic cane-worshiping Wagner-bearded headmaster (who I always think is probably similar in character to the loud-mouthed, bullying, rather stroppy deputy head at one of my old schools). There's also Mr Withit, who probably tries to act like one of the lads and take to the dance floor at the school disco. There's also an odd-looking science master and a decidedly fierce old history master. There's interaction with the characters (you can be given lines for misbehaving, and you are often given extra jobs to do such as avoiding catching mumps and racing against time to remove a catapult with your name on it).
The BadIt's sometimes difficult to avoid being given lines, especially when there aren't enough seats in the classroom and you keep being knocked off your chair.