Titan Quest

The Good
I’m going to put this out there and say that the graphics are utterly charming. There is a crispness to them, and the attention to detail such as swaying corn and fluttering birds. This, coupled with some beautifully ambient sound effects, can make simply leaving your character standing still in the wilderness a really soothing experience. With all the effects cranked up water looks great too. As an aside it was sitting looking at these scenes for a few seconds that made me turn off the computer and haul my housemates down to the beach for a random excursion. Not that that has anything to do with the game or anything…

The main thing that really attracted me to the game was the setting. Anyone who watched Troy or knows a thing or two about legends and ancient history will be pleased with the aesthetics of the weapons and armour, although the Egyptian armour often looks silly. While many infamous heads from legend pop their heads in to say hi, they’re rarely much more than things to bonk on the head.

Yup… that’s about all I can manage.

The Bad
Imagine this was a movie. Better yet imagine if the big-thighed protagonist were you. What the hell are you actually doing? You rampage across the countryside, silently bashing absolute hoards of creatures over the head again and again and again, never tiring, never sleeping, day in day out.

I’ve always had trouble with RPG’s in my head (though calling this an RPG is misleading), namely the principle of a group of people (occasionally made up of sassy teenagers) ganging together to go and massacre entire species of sentient animals, often by simply standing in front of them and swinging their weapon once, then stealing their clothes to sell for minute profit. Titan Quest has taken this formula completely to heart. It is, as it were, the embodiment of it.

Yet you really need to take a step back and observe what you’re doing. We’ve all played Diablo II, and this is essentially ‘Diablo: The Sunny Years’. We’ve all seen how addictive, though not necessarily fun, it can be.

But where are you going with this?

The principle driving force in RPG’s is the advancement system, although this is another idea that has always seemed peculiar to me. In Morrowind I started off with a certain numerical representation of my strength, lets say 20, presumably similar to what an average person can bench press, or whatever. By the time I stopped playing I had 100 “strength”. 100 what strength? Am I five times stronger than I was? Am I incapable of lifting something someone with 101 strength can?

The idea of advancing in Titan Quest is similar, but utterly flawed. The goal is to presumably get stronger in order to carry better weapons to do more damage. Yet from the very beginning, armed with a knife made of jelly and throwing custard pies, I slaughter the enemies with ease, often with one hit (save the occasional boss character, who you just hold the mouse button on for a bit). I continue to kill enemies throughout the game with one hit. Have I advanced?

Sure there is a choice of magic and archery and various buff spells and whatnot, giving you an option for replaying a game that got boring ten minutes in. But these do nothing different, save for some spangly effects, than just bonking the monsters over the head. Click, dead. Click, dead. It’s almost as bad as Dungeon Siege. One of my favourite things to do in the game is killing the crows (crows?!?) as they just leave a puff of black feathers and a disembodied “crawk”. Oh how I tittered.

I’ve mentioned Diablo, and much of its influence lingers here like morning-after breath on a girl who’s renewed your subscription to beer goggles.

There are the same non-descript, randomised weapons, each factoring up in newer, swishier models in tiny damage increments. Yet rather than the “Sword of the Badger” and other daft paraphernalia found in Diablo, these are Bronze, Copper, Iron etc. But what’s the difference between hitting someone over the head with a Bronze or Iron mace??!? A lump of rock will cause significant concussive damage to anyone wearing the thickest armour.

As in Diablo the enemies respawn upon reloading a saved game. Yet the town I emancipated from the terminally weak hoard of enemies, now reincarnated in the field next to the town, is ignored by the locals, who spout their repeating phrases of thanks for infinity. Also the Greeks speak in a Russian accent.

There are technical failings also, aside from the occasional crashes I suffered.

The hoarding aspect of Diablo was its main reason for playing. Yet Titan Quest’s makers somehow deliberately mar it here. There is no auto-sorting inventory, leaving you to carefully arrange each piece Tetris-style. The button you press to highlight the items literally piled around you doesn’t work, rarely showing every item. Even worse was the idea to include a physics engine! Profitable items such as rings are almost life-size for the character, therefore invisible to the player, often tumbling away into thick grass or hidden underneath the torrent of useless weapons and armour. And they truly are useless. The majority of objects will sell for pittance, even a big lump of Iron armour.

The game is relatively seamless and quick to load, but for some reason the occasional cave and indoor area would suffer awful stuttering.

But worst of all of this is that Titan Quest is boring. It takes you nowhere, does nothing new, and does established things badly. It is probably the most soulless game I’ve ever played.


The Bottom Line
If some of you terminal hoarders need another dose, you're presumably still replaying Diablo II. Otherwise there is zero I can say to encourage you to buy this. Unless you like men in skirts of course.

The Good
It's not hard to say what I liked most about Titan Quest, it's the graphics and the fantastic soundtrack. I'm not really too enthusiastic about having a soundtrack running along in the background while gaming (at least not the provided soundtrack), because in most cases the music doesn't hold up well for continuous playback and I usually decide to turn it off altogether. But in Titan Quest you can set the music to play only occasionally (which is also the standard setting, I believe), and I absolutely loved it! Also, when it plays it's lovely and relaxing to listen to, subtly running in the background. That's the way it ought to be by default, not taking centre stage as is usually the case, and being overly orchestrated and penetrant to the point of brainwashing the player. I hate that, and this also goes for most movies.

As for the graphics, I don't think I have to mention the absolutely beautiful presentation of the game. Lovely rippling water and leaving a trail behind as you wade along on the shore, for example. Or take the steaming wetlands, as much as I hated them they were a pleasure to behold anyway.

The monsters and the player character are animated lovingly and smoothly, it's a mere pleasure just hacking away and watching monsters fly, turtles toppling over. The spiders and spidermen are also particularly mentionable, they're giving me the creeps whenever I think about them. Or take the neanderthals along the Silk Road, and how they're hopping around and screaming to their peers for aid. And the whole tigerman set is amazing. The statues, the Terracotta army, the walking mummies, the zombies, the stone guards in the Minoan labyrinth. It's all really amazing stuff, if not to say art, yes a stunning piece of art, hands down!

And the locations blend over perfectly and without any loading screens to put up with. There are so many different settings to enjoy. Admittedly, I got a bit bored with the Egyptian desert environment and it was there I had to take a break from the game, only to return with a renewed thirst for more of the same: fantastic visuals and music.

The Bad
Unfortunately, this game goes to show that presentation isn't everything to keep the player satisfied in the long run. It all looks so great that I really hate to say it, but the stale game mechanics get so utterly tedious after a while that I really only continued to play on to improve my skills and equipment and to get to see even more beautiful settings. The game and its plot itself didn't really interest me at all. Every second or third word in the NPCs speeches was 'monsters'. Apparently there wasn't enough time on hand to elaborate on the storytelling bit of the game, because it simply isn't compelling. And in an action RPG like this you have to put in some effort here if you don't want the player to just click the 'dialogue' aspect away just to get on with it.

Also, as much as I praised the design of the monsters and the player, I was disappointed to see the other NPCs in the villages and towns didn't move around much, in fact always staying fixed in their spot. And they didn't put on any lively communication among each other in the background. To see how this can be bettered, have a look at Sacred 2. Okay, it may not be fair to compare a 2006 game with a 2009 game, but it doesn't matter, the NPC acting in the background is not a new thing. Even in the old Ultima RPGs, most prominently in Ultima IV, from the 1980's the characters were moving about freely, and vendors weren't in their shops at night time.

Even though you get your day and night cycles in Titan Quest, they're purely cosmetic. The vendor presence is unaffected by the time of day, and also the player never needs to sleep. Okay, fair enough, we just want to have fun here, and this is what it was made for. Having said that, I think I did notice that some beasts like wild boar appeared to be resting at night because they didn't notice me approaching. But it could just as well be my imagination.

Another thing that ruined the game was the well-meant introduction of the much praised two-mastery system. It does sound interesting with the thought in mind I could replay the game with my advanced character. Which you can, in fact, in Epic mode. By the time I reached the finale I had reached level 31 or so, and none of my masteries had been taken to the highest level by that point. It takes an awful long time to bash your way through a seemingly endless progression of always the same type of monsters or two for a stretch of half-hours each before there'd be a variation, and then you still have to fight another thousand of them or so to finally get the chance to invest three more points into your two skill trees. Ridiculous. Progression is really slow. It would have been perfectly okay to choose only one class and focus on that throughout the game. Like this, you really HAVE to replay the game once you're through so that you can see the effects of other skills you may have not been able to unlock yet.

And this is where I eventually gave up on Titan Quest. It's too freakin' long for its own good. It wouldn't be that bad if there would be anything new once in a while to keep the whole thing interesting in some way. Of course I have tried a couple of different character classes to see the differences, playing them up to level 12 or so. Nothing changes in the game, it's always really the same, no random monster generation or placement. It's alright if the map stays the same, but at least they could have hidden the monsters in different places. And mix them up a bit, too! Who wants to be faced up against Sartyrs and crows for hours on end? This is cruelty! The AI isn't particularly clever, so fighting gets boring. I was only replaying the stuff in order to see different effects upon impact, like poisoned strikes or seeing a thunderbolt in action (which was disappointing), or summoning a wolf. This could have been so much fun if the game had to offer more diversity and maybe a twist in the 'story' apart from the ever-changing settings.

I got so annoyed by all this in the end that I didn't even bother fighting the final Telekine or the titan, and I will never get so see the underworld of Immortal Throne. But you know what? I don't care any more, it will just be more of the same but with different graphics. And I've got other games that manage to keep me riveted, so this one's got to R.I.P. in my shelf. Such a shame, it could have been so much better.

The Bottom Line
How I would describe it to others? A beautiful to look at action role-playing game which is not too difficult to begin with but gets tedious after a while. If you're happy with slashing and bashing the same monsters over and over for hours on end, then you'll be happy. But I doubt that even a hardcore gamer would enjoy 'more of the same' after about twenty hours into the game. See for yourself, Titan Quest Gold can be had for little money these days, and it's a relaxing experience for a Hack & Slash style game.

The Good
The class advancement system is by far the best of any of the Diablo-style games that I have played. You get to combine two different classes (from a wide selection) into one of many hybrid character types. I also liked that I really felt like I got a real improvement when I leveled up an ability. The ability increases are usually linear and not diminishing like in Diablo II, so most of the time, it really matters whether you have 1 point or 5 points in an ability.

The graphics were also excellent compared to other games I've played in the genre. This actually caused some problems before they patched the game a few times, since performance sometimes suffered in intense fights. After the patches, though, these problems were mostly solved. I really enjoyed the physics effects, too. It's fun to get a critical hit and watch your enemy fly back from the impact.

Titan Quest also gets rid of a lot of the boring parts of games in this genre. You don't have to manage Town Portal scrolls, identify scrolls, or potions, for example. The caravan, where you can store unused but valuable equipment, is sharable between characters, so you don't have to resort to opening multiplayer games just for the purpose of trading items between your characters unless you never throw anything away.

Finally, the game is tuned to be a little more forgiving than Diablo II. The best items in the game are much more attainable than in Diablo II, where some items were nearly impossible to find even if you played 5 characters to level 99. In addition, single-player and multiplayer were created equal. There were no multiplayer-only items like in Diablo II. This is great for people like me, who don't want to play multiplayer that often.

The Bad
My main criticism of Titan Quest is that the game is too easy, especially in the Boss fights. Don't get me wrong, some of the bosses are quite tough until you learn how to fight them or you get the right resistances, but none of the bosses are as challenging as those in Diablo II. This is especially true of the randomly-generated bosses. Some of the random bosses in Diablo II were truly fearsome. In Titan Quest, they just take more hits to kill.

The Bottom Line
Titan Quest is a beautiful hack-n'-slash RPG that is very entertaining, even if it is a bit easy.