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Reviews written
| Game Title | Platform | One Liner | Review Date |
| Unepic | Windows | "A nice game for when you're away from the table(top)" | Jun 10, 2013 |
| Tenchu: Fatal Shadows | PlayStation 2 | "Hello there, glitch. Having a fine da-AAARGH!" | Jun 03, 2013 |
| Paper Mario | Nintendo 64 | "Paper? Yes. Mario? Yes. RPG? nonononono" | Jun 02, 2013 |
| Oni | PlayStation 2 | "Interacting with terminals: the game!" | May 28, 2013 |
| Tony Hawk's Underground | PlayStation 2 | "Very average" | May 28, 2013 |
| Katawa Shoujo | Windows | "Mobygames: Now with more softcore pornography." | May 23, 2013 |
| Tera | Windows | "Unimpressive, but good for some PvE fun." | May 19, 2013 |
| Crash Bash | PlayStation | "Nostalgia betrays me" | May 12, 2013 |
| DLC Quest | Windows | "No DLC can improve this game." | May 06, 2013 |
| Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale | Windows | "Better sell this game at a 10% discount" | May 05, 2013 |
| Dynasty Warriors 5: Empires | PlayStation 2 | "Xu Chu should be emperor!" | Apr 21, 2013 |
| No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle | Wii | "Not as good as the first one." | Apr 21, 2013 |
| Mass Effect | Windows | "An alright game, Earth-Clan" | Jan 30, 2013 |
| Dead Space | Windows | "In space, nobody can hear you yawn..." | Jan 23, 2013 |
| Cave Story | Windows | "o.O... Wow..." | Jan 20, 2013 |
| Saints Row: The Third | Windows | "Third-person Dildo Adventure" | Jan 20, 2013 |
| Deus Ex: Human Revolution | Windows | "The pinnacle of "meh"" | Jan 20, 2013 |
| FTL: Faster Than Light | Windows | "Not quite fast enough." | Oct 17, 2012 |
| Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 | PlayStation 2 | "Great for fans of the genre, but too tedious and difficult for others." | Oct 09, 2012 |
| Darklands | DOS | "Time to kill the mood!" | Sep 22, 2012 |
| Spore | Windows | "I can proudly say: I did not make a penis in this game." | Sep 18, 2012 |
| Counter-Strike: Global Offensive | Windows | "The remake of the classic FPS." | Sep 16, 2012 |
| Secret of Mana | SNES | "Edible at best." | Sep 01, 2012 |
| Super Metroid | SNES | "I have no idea what I'm doing here." | Aug 26, 2012 |
| BioShock | Windows | "Bioshock, y u no work properly?" | Aug 19, 2012 |
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