| A Collection of Activision Classic Games for the Atari 2600 | PlayStation | "Some people call this nostalgia...I call it a disgrace to classic gamers." | May 11, 2001 |
| Action 52 | NES | "BWAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" | Mar 02, 2004 |
| Bad Street Brawler | DOS | "Old folks beating up on more old folks! I swear!" | Jul 16, 2001 |
| Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold | DOS | "Wolf3D to the left of me, DOOM to the right of me...here I am, stuck in the middle: the final words of Blake Stone." | May 09, 2001 |
| Blood | DOS | "One of the bloodiest, sickest, most sadistic, frightening 3D shooters ever...and I LOVE IT!!!" | Feb 07, 2001 |
| Bubble Bobble | DOS | "Burstin' lotsa bubbles and lookin' damn good doin' it!" | Jun 16, 2002 |
| Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millennium | Dreamcast | "Capcom and SNK strike again! Welcome...to the revolution!" | Nov 27, 2001 |
| Castlevania: Symphony of the Night | PlayStation | "It was not by my hand that I am once again given a disc...I was called here by...HUMANS...who wished to play a kick-ass Castlevania." | Oct 10, 2001 |
| CheetahMen II | NES | "There is no God if games like this exist." | Mar 03, 2004 |
| Clyde's Revenge | DOS | "I don't which is sadder...this or the guys behind it." | Apr 17, 2001 |
| Commander Keen 6: Aliens Ate My Baby Sitter! | DOS | "An eight year old genius, a babysitter, and a bunch of hungry, goofy one eyed aliens all add up to one of the best PC platformers ever!" | Feb 26, 2001 |
| Darius Gaiden | Windows | "Close....your...eyyyyyyyes....." | Mar 15, 2001 |
| Death Rally | DOS | "Quite possibly the best damn racing game you'll ever lay your hands on!" | Feb 21, 2001 |
| DOOM | DOS | "DOOM is DOOM is DOOM...who doesn't know DOOM?" | Mar 23, 2001 |
| Fatal Fury Special | SEGA CD | "Great game...on another system, that is..." | Dec 30, 2003 |
| Galactix | DOS | "Not too shabby for a first attempt!" | Apr 17, 2001 |
| Gunstar Heroes | Genesis | "Gunstar! GUNSTAR!! GUNSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!" | Nov 02, 2002 |
| Hocus Pocus | DOS | "Another year, another WEAK platformer..." | Feb 19, 2002 |
| Jet Grind Radio | Dreamcast | "Bring in da tunes...bring in da tricks...JET SET RADIO IS IN DA HOUSE!!!" | Jun 09, 2002 |
| Ken's Labyrinth | DOS | "This is a GAME?? I thought it was a homework project from BASIC 101!!" | Mar 23, 2001 |
| Mega Man 5 | PlayStation | "It's a tossup between this and Rockman 4 as the best of the early Rockman games." | May 15, 2002 |
| Mega Man 7 | SNES | "Certainly better than the sixth...what am I kidding? It's Mega Man, dammit! ^_^" | Aug 22, 2002 |
| Mega Man 8: Anniversary Edition | PlayStation | "What do you get when you cross Mega Man and a 32-bit, CD based platform? One of the best Mega Man games yet!" | May 10, 2001 |
| Mega Man & Bass | SNES | "And I thought the first Mega Man was hard!" | Jan 07, 2004 |
| Mega Man Battle Network | Game Boy Advance | "Jack in! MegaMan.EXE! TRANSMIT!!!" | Mar 09, 2003 |