| Resident Evil 3: Nemesis | PlayStation | "More action, less brains." | Dec 04, 2003 |
| Ghost in the Shell | PlayStation | "Mecha-spiders and sexy cyborgs galore!" | May 06, 2004 |
| Wacky Wheels | DOS | "Mario Kart for the pc, only without Mario.... YAY!!!!" | Nov 12, 2002 |
| Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle | DOS | "Make my day tentacle...." | Feb 12, 2003 |
| Star Trek: The Next Generation - A Final Unity | DOS | "Make it so!.....kind of..." | Dec 23, 2004 |
| Tekken 3 | PlayStation | "Lots of value to cover up another gameplay-impaired Tekken title" | Dec 16, 2003 |
| Cyberia | DOS | "Look how shining those cd thingies are!! Ooooh! Aaaaaah!! Shiny..!" | Feb 27, 2003 |
| Slicks 'n' Slide | DOS | "Look at them lil' cars go!" | Mar 03, 2003 |
| Grand Theft Auto: Vice City | Windows | "Long live the 80's!" | Feb 21, 2005 |
| DOOM | DOS | "Less talking, more shooting!" | Sep 12, 2002 |
| Terminator 2: Judgment Day | DOS | "Laughably cheap movie rip-off" | Oct 07, 2003 |
| Leisure Suit Larry 6: Shape Up or Slip Out! | DOS | "Larry is back! And this time he didn't forget to bring the fun and adventure with him!!" | Nov 04, 2002 |
| Leisure Suit Larry 5: Passionate Patti Does a Little Undercover Work | DOS | "Larry 5 is to adventure games (Larry legacy included) what Larry is to women" | Nov 03, 2002 |
| Xenocracy | Windows | "Kofi Annan tries his luck at Wing Commander. Disaster ensues." | Mar 06, 2005 |
| Kirby's Dream Land 2 | Game Boy | "Kirby blows!! " | Mar 23, 2004 |
| Interstate '76: Nitro Pack | Windows | "Keep on grooving." | Nov 20, 2003 |
| Commander Keen 3: Keen Must Die! | DOS | "Keen wraps up his first major adventure. Bonus: A boss fight!!" | Mar 26, 2003 |
| Incoming: The Final Conflict | Windows | "K-BOOM!!" | Apr 09, 2003 |
| X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 | PlayStation | "Join the Mutant Academy" | May 15, 2004 |
| Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver | Windows | ""I will devour your Soul, you helpless little gamer!!!"" | Jun 11, 2002 |
| Duke Nukem 3D | DOS | "I want to be like Duke when I grow up." | Oct 31, 2002 |
| Zool | DOS | "It Zucks" | Jun 10, 2004 |
| Battle Arena Toshinden | DOS | "It takes more than a whip-wielding dominatrix to make a successful fighting game" | Oct 03, 2004 |
| Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace | Windows | "It's like the movie.... you know, flashy and dumb." | Nov 06, 2001 |
| Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time | Windows | "It's like music!" | May 27, 2005 |