| Wolfenstein 3D | DOS | "Wenn Du nicht von dem Spiel in den letzten 21 Jahren gehört hast, wo bist Du gewesen?" | Feb 04, 2005 |
| Pang | Amiga | "We're forever bursting bubbles" | Dec 25, 2009 |
| The Secret of Monkey Island | DOS | "What is the secret of Monkey Island anyway? Too bad nobody knows" | Feb 08, 2004 |
| Commander Keen 4: Secret of the Oracle | DOS | "What is the secret of the oracle, anyway?" | Oct 12, 2003 |
| DreamWeb | DOS | "What went wrong? You really don't know..." | Sep 25, 2003 |
| Duke Nukem 3D | DOS | "Whether it’s platformer or first-person shooter, Duke still has the power" | Nov 29, 2002 |
| Blade Runner | Windows | "Whether or not you saw the movie, it doesn't matter" | Jun 19, 2007 |
| BioForge | DOS | "Who are you and how did you get in here?" | Dec 14, 2006 |
| Alien Carnage | DOS | "Whoopee-doo! Apogee makes their first VGA game!" | Oct 17, 2003 |
| King's Quest II: Romancing the Throne | DOS | "Whosoever plays this game will have to remember their fairy tales" | Sep 22, 2003 |
| Dig Dug | NES | "Who wants to go dig-dugging today?" | Dec 10, 2004 |
| Space Quest V: The Next Mutation | DOS | "Why wasn't this game released on CD-ROM?" | Aug 12, 2003 |
| Grim Fandango | Windows | "Wow, I didn't think that the dead could talk" | May 07, 2005 |
| Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon | Windows | "Wow, there's actually a sword in this game" | Feb 08, 2010 |
| Alien³ | Genesis | "You aliens are all the same, too forward" | Dec 09, 2005 |
| DOOM II | DOS | "You can't even get away from demons on Earth" | Nov 29, 2009 |
| Dave Goes Nutz | DOS | "You’ll go nuts playing this game" | Oct 08, 2003 |
| Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Wood | Amiga | "You'll love exploring the Hundred Acre Wood as much as I did" | Jan 01, 2005 |
| Space Quest 6: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier | DOS | "You're in deep plasma this time, Roger Wilco!" | Dec 28, 2003 |
| Rise of the Dragon | SEGA CD | "You're so... green" | Mar 30, 2007 |
| Corridor 7: Alien Invasion | DOS | "You're too late, Capstone" | Feb 06, 2008 |
| Phoenix | Atari 2600 | "Your standard Atari shooter, with an unique storyline" | Feb 20, 2012 |
| System Shock | DOS | "Your system has been shocked. Remember to Salt The Fries" | Dec 14, 2006 |
| King's Quest V: Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder! | DOS | "You think that KQ is outdated, little man? Ha! Let Sierra show you a thing or two" | Sep 23, 2003 |
| TransBot | SEGA Master System | "ZZzzZZzz" | Jan 21, 2005 |
One Liner