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Reviews written
| Game Title | Platform |  One Liner | Review Date |
| Zaku | Lynx | "Bloop! Bloop!" | Jan 03, 2010 |
| New Ghostbusters II | NES | "Bustin' makes me feel good!" | Oct 03, 2009 |
| Yoshi's Safari | SNES | "Continuing Mario’s relentless abuse of Yoshi." | Dec 01, 2009 |
| Battle Clash | SNES | "Crotch-shots are even more satisfying with the power of the Super Scope!" | Nov 08, 2009 |
| Ring King | NES | "Did I just see what I think I saw?" | Jun 13, 2009 |
| ToeJam & Earl | Genesis | "Earth is probably the last place you'd want to be stranded." | Dec 20, 2009 |
| Christmas NiGHTS into Dreams... | SEGA Saturn | "For me? Oh, Sega, you shouldn’t have." | Dec 21, 2009 |
| Earthworm Jim | SNES | "Groovy! Groovy! Groo-gr-gr-gr-groo-gr-gr-groovy!" | Jan 23, 2010 |
| Shadowrun | SNES | "Have some iced tea, chummer." | Apr 14, 2009 |
| Whomp 'Em | NES | "How exactly can there be a secret cliff?" | Mar 03, 2010 |
| Alan Wake | Xbox 360 | "I continued to narrate to myself, hoping the player would pick up on my hints." | May 25, 2010 |
| Wheel of Fortune | NES | "I’d like to solve the puzzle, please. Is it “Poop Mandible”?" | Jan 07, 2010 |
| Mass Effect 2 | Windows | "I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel." | Feb 17, 2010 |
| Disney Adventures in the Magic Kingdom | NES | "I'm going to DisneyLand!" | Mar 31, 2010 |
| Zelda II: The Adventure of Link | NES | "Is that a child in your pocket?" | Mar 28, 2009 |
| Blast Corps | Nintendo 64 | "Is This Such a Good Idea!?" | Nov 27, 2009 |
| Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2 | Nintendo 64 | "I suddenly don’t feel so bad about melting these guys on light bulbs." | Jan 29, 2011 |
| Harvest Moon 64 | Nintendo 64 | "It's at least better than Office Worker 64." | Oct 10, 2009 |
| Abadox: The Deadly Inner War | NES | "It's gross!" | Sep 10, 2010 |
| WET | PlayStation 3 | "It's like playing a video game at a drive-in theatre!" | Oct 09, 2009 |
| Heavy Rain | PlayStation 3 | "Jason! Nooooooo!" | Apr 11, 2010 |
| Castlevania | NES | "Just leave it to Simon Belmont, vampire hunter!" | Nov 23, 2009 |
| Ghostbusters | NES | "Let me know when we get to twenty. I’m gonna throw up." | Apr 30, 2010 |
| Bucky O'Hare | NES | "Let’s croak toads! (Retch)" | Feb 08, 2010 |
| Silent Hill 2: Restless Dreams | Windows | "No, I don’t want to stick my hand in the toilet!" | Oct 22, 2009 |
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