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| Game Title | Platform |  One Liner | Review Date |
| Grand Theft Auto III | PlayStation 2 | "You can have my controller when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers, mom." | Feb 08, 2002 |
| Ultima VIII: Pagan | DOS | "Umm... ah... well..." | Oct 17, 2000 |
| Shenmue | Dreamcast | "The soda-buying simulator" | Jun 18, 2003 |
| Space Rogue | DOS | "The "Pre-Wing Commander"" | Jun 23, 2000 |
| Trespasser: Jurassic Park | Windows | "The Arm Simulator" | Oct 17, 2000 |
| EarthBound | SNES | "Sweeeeet!" | May 16, 2003 |
| Halo: Combat Evolved | Xbox | "Solid gameplay engine, MILES AND MILES OF CLONED CORRIDORS" | Nov 17, 2004 |
| The Pandora Directive | DOS | "Simply the best of the series" | Jun 25, 2000 |
| Hardline | Windows | "Please please PLEASE SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!" | Jun 26, 2000 |
| Black Dahlia | Windows | "One of the last greats in the field, highly recommended to adventure fans/movie buffs" | Jun 19, 2000 |
| Tender Loving Care | Windows | "Need any more reason why FMV gaming died a horrible, flaming death?" | Jun 18, 2000 |
| Donkey Kong 64 | Nintendo 64 | "It's... Banjo-Kazooie. Except with a little... no, it's Banjo." | Feb 16, 2002 |
| Legends of Wrestling II | PlayStation 2 | "I can't breathe from the laughter. That's me body slamming the Hulk. Huh, a review?" | Dec 31, 2002 |
| Turok 3: Shadow of Oblivion | Nintendo 64 | "Hey, somebody spilled some Half-Life in my Turok!" | Feb 08, 2002 |
| WinBack: Covert Operations | Nintendo 64 | "Gaming Hall of Shame" | Nov 18, 2004 |
| Phantasy Star Online | Dreamcast | "Celebrating really bad Sega games!" | Jun 18, 2003 |
| Extreme Bullrider | Windows | "CAUTION: Rapidly ejecting discs!" | Dec 10, 2003 |
| Privateer 2: The Darkening | DOS | "A strange departure from the series, both superior and inferior" | Aug 10, 2000 |
| Star Control 3 | DOS | "An exceprt from the SC3 staff meeting..." | Jul 10, 2000 |
| Broken Sword: The Smoking Mirror | Windows | "A little on the simple side, but with a brilliant script." | Jun 20, 2000 |
| DreamWeb | DOS | "Ah, the mixed-bag that is edgy software..." | Aug 10, 2000 |
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