| Comix Zone | Windows | "16 full bits of comic-book action for your PC" | Dec 01, 2003 |
| Resident Evil | PlayStation | "9 out of 10 zombies agree: Resident Evil is NNhhGgggggooooouudddddd...!!!" | Mar 16, 2003 |
| Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi | Game Boy | "About as interesting as the "Star Wars (Tm) Official Toilet Paper"" | Mar 20, 2004 |
| Silent Hill | PlayStation | "Above everything else, a really smart game." | Dec 14, 2003 |
| Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail! | Windows | "Above everything else, Larry is about FUN. And dammit, this game is Fun!!" | Nov 04, 2002 |
| Turok: Dinosaur Hunter | Windows | "A console fps that rocks?? Yep. And it's made by Acclaim too!!" | Oct 03, 2003 |
| Time Commando | Windows | "Action? Adventure? Get the very worst of both genres with none of their goodness right here!!!" | Oct 18, 2002 |
| Rival Schools | PlayStation | "Action-packed and feature-loaded" | Jan 27, 2004 |
| Commander Keen 1: Marooned on Mars | DOS | "A definitive shareware classic." | Mar 22, 2003 |
| Max Payne | Windows | "A fun but short game with too much of the same in it." | Jun 01, 2002 |
| Tachyon: The Fringe | Windows | "A genre-defining space shooter from Novalogic??? Damn right!!" | Mar 23, 2002 |
| Metal Gear Solid | PlayStation | "A good barometer of what console gamers think serious gaming is. That is: Arcadish, overhyped, childish and with lots of cheese." | Aug 21, 2001 |
| The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants | NES | "A good start for the Simpsons" | Mar 25, 2004 |
| Judge Dredd: Dredd vs Death | Windows | "A little bit of justice for Dredd" | Apr 21, 2004 |
| Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 | Game Boy | "All of Mario's moves plus the attitude he was missing." | Mar 09, 2004 |
| Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn | Windows | "A milestone, if not the pinnacle, of CRPGs." | Nov 11, 2003 |
| Beneath a Steel Sky | DOS | "An adventure most british. Dark yet witty and interesting." | Nov 03, 2002 |
| World War II: Prisoner of War | Windows | "And where's Steve McQueen??" | Jan 02, 2005 |
| Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magick Obscura | Windows | "An engrossing and impressive rpg that ultimately lives up to it's potential." | Apr 03, 2002 |
| Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic | Windows | "A New Hope..." | Jan 11, 2005 |
| MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head in Virtual Stupidity | Windows | "An example of how to treat licensed material" | Mar 05, 2001 |
| Thief II: The Metal Age | Windows | "An inspired masterpiece that surpasses the original. An a most excellent farewell gift from LG" | Aug 10, 2001 |
| The Simpsons Arcade Game | DOS | "Another failure for PC conversions of arcade hits" | Sep 27, 2003 |
| Heretic II | Windows | "Another good "quickie" by Raven" | Feb 08, 2003 |
| Burn:Cycle | Windows 3.x | "Another Interactive Movie failure" | Jan 30, 2004 |
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