All Games
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The Imperial Darkhorse
Reviews written
| Game Title | Platform |  One Liner | Review Date |
| JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future | Xbox | "You won, it kicks ass..." | Apr 14, 2004 |
| Sonic the Hedgehog | Genesis | "You have only a SNES? So sorry..." | Jan 03, 2004 |
| Test Drive: Off-Road: Wide Open | PlayStation 2 | "You don't need this." | Jan 28, 2004 |
| Sonic the Hedgehog 2 | Genesis | "Yeah!" | Jan 03, 2004 |
| Test Drive | PlayStation 2 | "Worst Game Ever?" | Dec 26, 2003 |
| Super Monaco GP | Genesis | "Wicked" | Dec 27, 2003 |
| Halo: Combat Evolved | Xbox | "Why do you think there's so many mediocre war FPS's? They're trying to be Halo..." | Sep 29, 2004 |
| Columns | Game Gear | "Who needs the genesis version?" | Jan 03, 2004 |
| Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2 | PlayStation 2 | "What happened!?!?" | Oct 21, 2003 |
| Test Drive 5 | PlayStation | "Unsuitable for serious consideration." | Aug 28, 2003 |
| Altered Beast | Genesis | "Unlovable." | Jan 03, 2004 |
| Test Drive 4 | PlayStation | "Torture" | Aug 28, 2003 |
| Spawn: Armageddon | Xbox | "This is the black collar song, put it in your middle finger and sing along." | Aug 04, 2004 |
| Need for Speed: High Stakes | PlayStation | "This could be better." | Sep 01, 2003 |
| Prince of Persia: Warrior Within | Xbox | "The worst game ever!" | May 13, 2005 |
| Gran Turismo | PlayStation | "The world's first true car game." | Sep 11, 2003 |
| The Need for Speed | PlayStation | "The seemingly oldest and most outdated racer today." | Jul 28, 2004 |
| SoulCalibur II | Xbox | "The Halo is damned." | Aug 05, 2004 |
| Sonic & Knuckles | Genesis | "The best game of all time, and my only 200% rated game." | Apr 25, 2004 |
| Sonic the Hedgehog 3 | Genesis | "Superb" | Apr 25, 2004 |
| Super Mario Bros. 3 | NES | "Strangely... This scroller is completely perfect." | Apr 14, 2004 |
| Michael Jackson's Moonwalker | Genesis | "Shamefully fun." | Feb 03, 2004 |
| Sega GT 2002 | Xbox | "Sega has done the impossible and creating the worst racing game if not the worst game of all time." | Apr 27, 2004 |
| Supercar Street Challenge | PlayStation 2 | "Sad, really." | May 07, 2004 |
| Metroid Prime | GameCube | "Rather lackluster, I don't really see why everyone loves it so much." | Jan 01, 2005 |
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