| Tempest 2000 | DOS | "YaK's sadistic, ingenious design is just the thing Tempest needed!" | Feb 15, 2001 |
| Mega Man X4 | Windows | "X and Zero return for a fourth bout with Sigma, and now PC players can get in on the action!" | Feb 09, 2001 |
| Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold | DOS | "Wolf3D to the left of me, DOOM to the right of me...here I am, stuck in the middle: the final words of Blake Stone." | May 09, 2001 |
| Mega Man X5 | PlayStation | "What the hell happened here!!??" | May 23, 2001 |
| Who Wants To Be A Millionaire | Windows | "What's my final answer? This: Your money is best spent elsewhere." | May 29, 2001 |
| Mega Man 8: Anniversary Edition | PlayStation | "What do you get when you cross Mega Man and a 32-bit, CD based platform? One of the best Mega Man games yet!" | May 10, 2001 |
| Ken's Labyrinth | DOS | "This is a GAME?? I thought it was a homework project from BASIC 101!!" | Mar 23, 2001 |
| CheetahMen II | NES | "There is no God if games like this exist." | Mar 03, 2004 |
| Ultimate Body Blows | DOS | "Stinky, stinky, stinky! Oh, did I mention stinky?" | Dec 07, 2001 |
| A Collection of Activision Classic Games for the Atari 2600 | PlayStation | "Some people call this nostalgia...I call it a disgrace to classic gamers." | May 11, 2001 |
| Xenophage: Alien BloodSport | DOS | "SNK or Capcom fighter this ain't." | Feb 26, 2001 |
| Ninja Gaiden | NES | "Slice and dice! Ninja know no fear!" | Mar 20, 2004 |
| Death Rally | DOS | "Quite possibly the best damn racing game you'll ever lay your hands on!" | Feb 21, 2001 |
| Powerslave | SEGA Saturn | "Only place where it feels most at home..." | Feb 26, 2004 |
| William Shatner's TekWar | DOS | "One of the WORST licensed games I've ever seen in my entire life (and I thought there was worse...)" | Feb 07, 2001 |
| Blood | DOS | "One of the bloodiest, sickest, most sadistic, frightening 3D shooters ever...and I LOVE IT!!!" | Feb 07, 2001 |
| Bad Street Brawler | DOS | "Old folks beating up on more old folks! I swear!" | Jul 16, 2001 |
| Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island | SNES | "Oh my God it's so CUTE!!!! ^_^" | Jun 28, 2003 |
| Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts | SNES | "Now this is a game for a man!" | Apr 05, 2003 |
| Galactix | DOS | "Not too shabby for a first attempt!" | Apr 17, 2001 |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan | Game Boy | "Not exactly an award winner, but great to kill a half hour with." | Mar 13, 2002 |
| The Misadventures of Tron Bonne | PlayStation | "Lookit! A bunch of adorable Servbots! Can I adopt them?? ^_^" | May 29, 2002 |
| Wolfenstein 3D | DOS | "Life is so fine with that sweet chaingun o' mine..." | Mar 07, 2002 |
| Mega Man Battle Network | Game Boy Advance | "Jack in! MegaMan.EXE! TRANSMIT!!!" | Mar 09, 2003 |
| Castlevania: Symphony of the Night | PlayStation | "It was not by my hand that I am once again given a disc...I was called here by...HUMANS...who wished to play a kick-ass Castlevania." | Oct 10, 2001 |
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