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Reviews written
| Game Title | Platform |  One Liner | Review Date |
| Fatal Fury 2 | Genesis | "Whoops, a real arcade gave was made (and that's a good thing)." | Dec 20, 2006 |
| Castlevania: Dracula X | SNES | "What did SNES gamers do to deserve this?" | Jan 22, 2007 |
| Super Street Fighter II Turbo | Dreamcast | "Very little, way late." | Dec 20, 2006 |
| Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millennium | Dreamcast | "This could've saved Dreamcast from destruction!" | Jan 05, 2007 |
| Fatal Fury Special | SEGA CD | "They tried, they really did." | Dec 22, 2006 |
| Fatal Fury Special | Game Gear | "Takara delivers arcade perfection." | Dec 22, 2006 |
| Double Dragon | Atari 2600 | "Sure, good programming can do anything on any hardware . . . if you're Capcom, not Activision!!" | Jan 12, 2007 |
| Mortal Kombat | SEGA CD | "Shovelware at it's worst!" | Aug 11, 2007 |
| Samurai Shodown III: Blades of Blood | PlayStation | "Samurai [NoW LoAdInG] Shodown III" | Apr 15, 2007 |
| Samurai Shodown | 3DO | "Samurai [NOW LOADING] Shodown!" | Apr 01, 2007 |
| Super Street Fighter II | DOS | "Presented in "long-screen" for your viewing distortment!" | Dec 18, 2006 |
| FIFA 2001 | PlayStation 2 | "Pixel City, if you don't find an excellent soccer game!" | Mar 11, 2007 |
| Shinobi | TurboGrafx-16 | "P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N-!" | Jan 30, 2008 |
| Terminator 2: Judgment Day | NES | "No wonder Arnold said he didn't want to do anymore movies!" | Jan 09, 2007 |
| R4 Ridge Racer Type 4 | PlayStation | "Makes Gran Turismo look like Grandpa Trashismo!" | Apr 01, 2007 |
| Crazy Taxi 2 | Dreamcast | "Lousy Taxi!" | Apr 02, 2007 |
| Super Street Fighter II Turbo | 3DO | "Like a prophecy of what 32-bit was going to be about!" | Dec 20, 2006 |
| Crazy Taxi | Windows | "Laggy Taxi" | Apr 02, 2007 |
| Crazy Taxi: Catch a Ride | Game Boy Advance | "It really is the Dreamcast version!" | Apr 02, 2007 |
| Final Fantasy VII | Windows | "It can keep its beliefs to itself!" | Jan 05, 2007 |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | Wii | "Is it Castlevania or Ninja Turtles?" | Feb 01, 2008 |
| Shinobi | NES | "How dare they!" | Jan 30, 2008 |
| Mega Man 9 | Wii | "HARD!" | Oct 08, 2008 |
| Akumajo Dracula X: Chi no Rondo | TurboGrafx CD | "Get a Dolby or THX Home Theater to Play this Game!" | Jan 22, 2007 |
| FIFA 98: Road to World Cup | SEGA Saturn | "EA Sports' swan song to the American Saturn and Sega" | Mar 05, 2007 |
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