All Games
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lasttoblame
Reviews written
| Game Title | Platform |  One Liner | Review Date |
| Rumble Roses | PlayStation 2 | "When I think of my youth I think of the bittersweet mammaries of my grandmother (or, Tits in the details)" | Mar 25, 2008 |
| The Typing of the Dead | Windows | "WASD is not most dangerous four letter word in gaming" | Jul 13, 2007 |
| E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial | Atari 2600 | "this is why a 9-year old child from 1982 can beat up a 9-year old child from 2008" | Jun 17, 2008 |
| Asteroids | Atari 2600 | "This is the game I would shovel snow 2 miles uphill to play" | Jun 18, 2008 |
| BioShock | Windows | "This isn’t a game review; this is a review of game reviewing" | Mar 31, 2008 |
| Quake 4 | Windows | "This game puts the “whore” in “war-gasm”, because you can't spell “stupid” without “id”" | Jul 11, 2007 |
| Zombie Hunters | PlayStation 2 | "This black is the new PBJ" | Sep 17, 2007 |
| Jade Empire (Special Edition) | Windows | "There are no white people in this game" | Jul 09, 2007 |
| Combat | Atari 2600 | "The only thing missing are gallons and gallows of pixellated blood. And head shots." | Jul 13, 2007 |
| Jackass: The Game | PlayStation 2 | "The crass is always greener on the other side of the fence, you know, the side that is full of money" | Mar 27, 2008 |
| Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories | PlayStation 2 | "Perfect for Misogynist" | Sep 24, 2007 |
| BioShock | Xbox 360 | "not the review you've been waiting for.. so buy or rent Bioshock, I don't care" | Apr 27, 2009 |
| God of War | PlayStation 2 | "Kratos is quite simply just one big "pee yoo es es why"" | Jun 13, 2008 |
| Final Fantasy XII | PlayStation 2 | "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; or, the plot Dickens.." | Mar 31, 2009 |
| Burnout Revenge | PlayStation 2 | "I said, “No ice in my coke!”" | Jun 25, 2008 |
| Crusty Demons | PlayStation 2 | "If you’s goin’ grow up stupid, then grows up as stupid as you’s can. You deserve it" | Mar 27, 2008 |
| RapeLay | Windows | "I don’t want to rape women either, but my fantasy and my reality are as equally important to me" | Jul 14, 2007 |
| Seaquest | Atari 2600 | "Home of the ‘impossible jump’" | Jul 17, 2007 |
| Half-Life | Windows | "Go take granddaddy down a peg" | Jul 08, 2007 |
| DOOM³ | Windows | "Doom 3 is the shallowest and longest puddle in videogames" | Jul 08, 2007 |
| Katamari Damacy | PlayStation 2 | "By far the most subversive and sinister game to recently take on the status quo" | Jul 13, 2007 |
| Oppai Slider 2 | Windows | "Buy Kleenex" | Jul 10, 2007 |
| Shadow of the Colossus | PlayStation 2 | "Big is not scary; small is scary" | Jun 22, 2008 |
| Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King | PlayStation 2 | "A perfect flawed experience, not unlike eating the best shit sandwich you’ll ever have" | Mar 25, 2008 |
| The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction | PlayStation 2 | "Ang-st Lee got it right the first time in non-button mashing format" | Mar 26, 2008 |
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