Solomon's Key for the NES was released in Japan on this day in 1986.

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Game TitlePlatformsorted in ascending orderOne LinerReview Date
A-GA: Gekidō no WakuseiWindows"A-Gainst all odds this porn should be in a museum (and covered in plastic!)"Jul 15, 2007
The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate DestructionPlayStation 2"Ang-st Lee got it right the first time in non-button mashing format"Mar 26, 2008
Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed KingPlayStation 2"A perfect flawed experience, not unlike eating the best shit sandwich you’ll ever have"Mar 25, 2008
Shadow of the ColossusPlayStation 2"Big is not scary; small is scary"Jun 22, 2008
Oppai Slider 2Windows"Buy Kleenex"Jul 10, 2007
Katamari DamacyPlayStation 2"By far the most subversive and sinister game to recently take on the status quo"Jul 13, 2007
DOOM³Windows"Doom 3 is the shallowest and longest puddle in videogames"Jul 08, 2007
Half-LifeWindows"Go take granddaddy down a peg"Jul 08, 2007
SeaquestAtari 2600"Home of the ‘impossible jump’"Jul 17, 2007
RapeLayWindows"I don’t want to rape women either, but my fantasy and my reality are as equally important to me"Jul 14, 2007
Crusty DemonsPlayStation 2"If you’s goin’ grow up stupid, then grows up as stupid as you’s can. You deserve it"Mar 27, 2008
Burnout RevengePlayStation 2"I said, “No ice in my coke!”"Jun 25, 2008
Final Fantasy XIIPlayStation 2"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; or, the plot Dickens.."Mar 31, 2009
God of WarPlayStation 2"Kratos is quite simply just one big "pee yoo es es why""Jun 13, 2008
BioShockXbox 360"not the review you've been waiting for.. so buy or rent Bioshock, I don't care"Apr 27, 2009
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City StoriesPlayStation 2"Perfect for Misogynist"Sep 24, 2007
Jackass: The GamePlayStation 2"The crass is always greener on the other side of the fence, you know, the side that is full of money"Mar 27, 2008
CombatAtari 2600"The only thing missing are gallons and gallows of pixellated blood. And head shots."Jul 13, 2007
Jade Empire (Special Edition)Windows"There are no white people in this game"Jul 09, 2007
Zombie HuntersPlayStation 2"This black is the new PBJ"Sep 17, 2007
Quake 4Windows"This game puts the “whore” in “war-gasm”, because you can't spell “stupid” without “id”"Jul 11, 2007
BioShockWindows"This isn’t a game review; this is a review of game reviewing"Mar 31, 2008
AsteroidsAtari 2600"This is the game I would shovel snow 2 miles uphill to play"Jun 18, 2008
E.T. The Extra-TerrestrialAtari 2600"this is why a 9-year old child from 1982 can beat up a 9-year old child from 2008"Jun 17, 2008
The Typing of the DeadWindows"WASD is not most dangerous four letter word in gaming"Jul 13, 2007
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