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What does a vampire hunter do on her night out? Trick question: the night has her children, and they care not a whit for the plans of their chattel on their so-called "end of week". So it comes to pass that while popping by for a Big Mac, the player discovers she needs to devise a way (or rather, one of some sixteen different ways -- baked-in replay value!) to dispatch a vampire ominously lurking in the corner booth at her local McDonalds, looking at the teenaged cashier with unabated hunger. All output is textual in nature; all input is gathered by players clicking on hypertext selections from lists of viable options in the current situation. Every click gets the bloodsucker one tick closer to draining their next victim, so choose carefully! Happy hunting, and ... would you like fries with that?


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Pseudo_Intellectual (61060) added 16 Ways to Kill a Vampire at McDonalds (Browser) on Oct 04, 2016