Life with Horses 3D Reviews (Nintendo 3DS)
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FNintendo (Mar 31, 2014)
Life with Horses 3D é um jogo que constantemente tenta simular a realidade em todos os aspectos possíveis sobre trabalhar com cavalos. Isto parece esquecer que é um jogo e que o seu objectivo primário não é assemelhar-se à realidade mas sim divertir os jogadores. Neste objectivo, falha em quase todos os aspectos e apenas pode ser recomendado para fãs acérrimos de cavalos, já que os restantes serão apenas desencorajados de seguir uma carreira equestre.
Hardcore Gamer Magazine (Jan 12, 2014)
The bottom line is that this game doesn’t belong in the hands of children, but rather in place of shock therapy at an institute for the mentally insane. At least its mind-numbing repetitiveness can be used to bore crazies back to normal. Another more beneficial use would be as a form of punishment; kids throwing a tantrum? Nothing ten minutes with Life with Horses 3D can’t fix. As an expert on children’s games, heed the following warnings: 1) this game is guaranteed to lower the IQ of any ordinary child by ten points per hour spent in-game, 2) if you’re an adult, the only challenge is stopping yourself from registering on the sex offenders website for even installing the game on your 3DS, and 3) this game will bring nothing but evil to your home.
Nintendo Life (Dec 26, 2013)
It seems like those who would be most willing to keep up with the dragging tasks of Life with Horses 3D are the big-time equine fans. However, these same fans would also be most disappointed in how lifeless the world can be and how impersonal treatment of and interaction with the horses can feel. It is possible that one can progress enough through the game to open up enough ways to be satisfied, but the cost in time and repetition to do so just feels too high. There has to be a better way to engage in horseplay.