Theme Hospital

Moby ID: 674
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Theme Hospital is a level-based hospital management simulation where players have to start on an empty building, and then assemble rooms with all kinds of material, from desks and file cabinets for the general diagnosis to the expensive ultra-scanners and X-rays to diagnose such bizarre diseases as Bloaty Head, Slack Songue or Alien DNA, and treat them with even more bizarre machines like an Head Inflator or a DNA fixer. There are several additional rooms, such as a staff room for your employees to rest, a toilet so that patients don't have to relieve themselves in the corridors, a research department to get the most advanced diagnostic and treatment technologies and a training room where consultants can teach a thing or two to rookies, making them capable doctors. The size and layout of each room can be set by the player, according to the available space. In addition to rooms, the player must provide radiators, seating for patients and drink machines.

However, rooms don't run by themselves. Most diagnostic and clinics can work with regular doctors, but others like the operating theater and the research room require specialized staff while the ward, pharmacy and the fracture clinic require an attending nurse. At the same time, the hospital can't run without handymen cruising around the hospital to water up dry plants, clean up litter and vomit (after all, people go there because they are sick) and fix machines, while receptionists direct patients to the proper rooms.

As levels advance, the player faces increasingly harder situations: VIP visits, emergencies, epidemics and earthquakes, which can either take a toll on reputation or on the bank account. On the other hand, as more and more equipment is required, additional plots of land are available for purchase in later maps.

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  • Частная ΠΊΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠ° - Russian spelling
  • δΈ»ι’˜εŒ»ι™’ - Simplified Chinese spelling

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Average score: 80% (based on 45 ratings)

Players

Average score: 3.9 out of 5 (based on 168 ratings with 9 reviews)

"Doctor required in inflator room..."

The Good
A lot of people find the sound and music for this game irritating. Personally, I love it, from the "Essex girl" accent of the receptionist's announcements to the incredibly catchy music (my personal favourites being "On the Mend" and "Fortune"). The graphics were crisp, bright and a good example of what pixel art could still do in a game even in the 3D era. The humour was spot on, too.

The Bad
This may just be me not being very good at the game, but I found the learning curve to be somewhat steep, and I was pretty much done for after about six levels (the level where Baldness is introduced was my eventual stumbling block, although I had serious difficulty before that).

The reason I stopped playing though was because the game began crashing on me, and eventually ceased to load. A shame, because I still enjoyed the game even though I was having a tough time of it.

The Bottom Line
A fun game with wonderfully retro sound and visuals and a wicked sense of humour, but watch out for the learning curve.

Windows · by Paul Varley (10) · 2006

It all started like a game...

The Good
At the beginning, to me, Theme Hospital was looking and did sound great in every aspect and I liked it very much indeed. Never been so easy and so much fun to build and run a hospital. All went right a little bit more until I couldn't manage to run my hospital in one of the levels of the game. Everything went crazy, my patients no more wanted to be patient: EPIDEMIC was covering every part of my building. People were vomiting, dying everywhere and I couldn't help them, I was the only responsible person for that chaos. It all started like a game but it didn't end like that. Game's funny? I remember the fake quarrel between Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta in Matin Scorsese's Goodfellas originated from a word, a world only, "FUNNY ha?" But before that memory I was deeply shocked when I thought Lars von Trier's movie, epidemic, its unexpected end, where epidemic's harmful touches had effected everybody, even our precious heroes: I think I will never forget "that" scream of the woman...

The Bad
If it is a Bullfrog game, I will expect repetitive gameplay. Unfortunately, Theme Hospital is forming no exception.

The Bottom Line
I know, anyone who played or will play this game can't be as clumsy as I am and I don't expect them to live the same emotions, maybe I am just exaggerating. Anyway, for me, Theme Hospital is a rare piece of art, definitely the best "hospital" simulation!

DOS · by Accatone (5173) · 2007

Great Game Play...annoying sounds

The Good
Playing theme hospital was a lot of fun for quite a while, although slightly repetitive there were always new and strange diseases for your disgruntled employees to cure. It is a great feeling when your hospital is crammed full of patients and everything is running smoothly with only minor details to deal with, where you can sit back a little and see what you have created. The diseases in this game are very creative. Patients come in complaining of bloated heads and even invisibility (how you would 'catch' invisibility i never know).

The Bad
The major problem with this game is that ANNOYING nurse over the intercom (especially when using the cheats). It is only possible to put up with her for 5 minutes before getting really irritated and turning off the sound.

The Bottom Line
This game allows you to get the feeling of being in charge of everything, if there is a problem it will be solvable eventually. This isn't a game to buy if your looking for hundreds of hours of gameplay, its just a game you play on the side for a rainy day.

Windows · by Horny-Bullant (49) · 2003

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Trivia

Cheats

Like Theme Park, if a player cheats the game makes a point on telling everyone that, but instead of just displaying a pop-up box, the announcer can be heard saying "Warning: a cheat is running the hospital" and "Hospital administrator is cheating", among others.

Custom music

It's possible to play custom midi files in Theme Hospital's jukebox using the executable sound\midi\hospmidi.exe under the installation directory. Look for more information in the readme file located in the same directory.

Diseases

According to producer Mark Webley, originally the game was going to use real ailments and diseases. However, it was pointed out that this would mean dealing with a serious subject, with the potential to offend someone, so the design switched to include the comical diseases.

References

In the intro, some characters from other Bullfrog games can be spotted; a Horned Reaper from Dungeon Keeper and a Eurocorp Agent from the Syndicate series. A doctor can also be seen playing Dungeon Keeper on his PC.

In the game itself, the arcade cabinet placed at the staff room plays Hi-Octane.

Information also contributed by Accatone, Luis Silva, Yeah No, and Zovni

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Game added by robotriot.

PS Vita added by Fred VT. PlayStation 3, PSP added by karttu. PlayStation added by Kartanym. Macintosh added by Sciere.

Additional contributors: Accatone, Andrew Hartnett, Klaster_1, CaesarZX, Cantillon, Plok.

Game added January 5, 2000. Last modified November 5, 2024.