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iTunes Store Description:
    2009 XYZZY Award Nominee: Best Individual Puzzle.

    Anything might happen to you on the way to the convenience store. You might even run into a guy handing out cursed ascots that lead you to lost fortunes guarded by terrible monsters. Can you nab 100% of the Hizkwelderbang fortune, or will you be lunch for the Eagle Beast?

    Contributed by Pseudo_Intellectual (60344) on May 23, 2017.