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The Bard is a cynical, opportunistic musician who roams the country in search of carnal pleasures. However, this impatient and selfish fellow is compelled to accept the greatest quest of his life: save the princess Caleigh from a demonic cult that has kidnapped her. The unlikely hero must now explore the land in search of the princess, accompanied by the omnipresent Narrator who obviously can't stand the Bard and uses every opportunity to sarcastically comment on his actions. Furthermore, Fionnaoch, the mysterious abductor of the princess, does everything he can to stop the Bard, sending his minions after him.

A self-proclaimed "quest for coin and cleavage", The Bard's Tale is an action RPG that is more of a whimsical take on role-playing games than a remake of the classic series. As the Bard, players can fight off hordes of foes with blade and bow, and summon companions through magical Bard Songs. Leveling up allows the player to raise the character's main attributes and invest specialization points in the different types of weapons he can use. Magical companions must be sought out and then summoned during battles. After being summoned, they act pretty much like AI-controlled party members; some of them specialize in physical attacks and offensive spells, while others can heal the hero.

During conversations the player can choose "nice" or "snarky" responses for the protagonist. While mostly used for humorous effect, some of these responses may affect subsequent events. The game uses the Dark Alliance engine and has a similar camera and control scheme.

Screenshots

The Bard's Tale Windows MacRath's Dungeon
The Bard's Tale Windows Magical prison
The Bard's Tale Windows A voluptuous barmaid is the first person you meet.
The Bard's Tale Windows Main menu

Promo Images

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Alternate Titles

  • "新冰城傳奇" -- Chinese spelling (traditional)
  • "冰城传奇" -- Chinese spelling (simplified)
  • "Похождения Барда" -- Russian spelling
  • "The Bard's Tale: Song of the Bard" -- Working title
  • "The Bard's Tale: Remastered and Resnarkled" -- PS4 / PS Vita title
  • "The Bard's Tale: Opowiesci Barda" -- Polish title
  • "The Bard's Tale (2004)" -- Common title
  • "Bingcheng Zhuanqi" -- Chinese title

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User Reviews

Dull game in a slightly funny outfit Xbox Oleg Roschin (181731)
There's a difference between pointing out clichés and avoiding them all together. PlayStation 2 Terrence Bosky (5463)
Playing a "music man" is pretty darned refreshing, not to mention hilarious! Windows Jeanne (76516)
Even mediocre endings don't lower the game's black "humour" level Windows POMAH (52505)
Right Script and Acting, Wrong Game PlayStation 2 Indra was here (20930)

Critic Reviews

ComputerGames.ro Windows Oct 01, 2005 84 out of 100 84
2404.org PC Gaming Windows Jul 05, 2005 8.3 out of 10 83
PIB (Programmer In Black) Windows Nov 27, 2005 4 Stars4 Stars4 Stars4 Stars4 Stars 80
4Players.de PlayStation 2 Jun 30, 2005 80 out of 100 80
4Players.de Xbox Jun 30, 2005 80 out of 100 80
Fragland.net Windows Jul 26, 2005 69 out of 100 69
GameSpot Xbox Oct 25, 2004 6.7 out of 10 67
GameSpot PlayStation 2 Oct 25, 2004 6.7 out of 10 67
G4 TV: X-Play Xbox Mar 24, 2006 3 Stars3 Stars3 Stars3 Stars3 Stars 60
Game Revolution Xbox Nov, 2004 C- 42

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Trivia

Extras

The Polish version contains the first three Bard's Tale games as a bonus, just like the US one, but apparently unlike any other European release.

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