Centaurian

Centuries ago, man and horse were the best friends. They both loved each other, and everyone was happy, until one day when man took his love to the next level. The result was a baby centaur. Ages later, Wogboth - centaur tyrant war chief - ripped his own genitals, gathered the evil army and brutally enslaved the humanity. But one man has withstand for the centaur badness: Simon Pederson the Great. You play as Simon, fighting evil centaurs with his magical axerang to free humanity from the reign of Wogboth. Running along the road, you will have to throw mighty weapon in order to kill everyone (rabbits and armed centaurs), jumping above pits and dodge flying dildos in order to face the mighty boss.