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Written by  :  mailmanppa (3596)
Written on  :  Dec 24, 2016
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Horrible adventure game

The Good

In fact there is not much that I can honestly say I liked in this game. Apart from the concept of the selection of one of three characters where the main plot is perceived from three different perspectives and you can complete the game on three different ways, this game basically contains nothing interesting. There are some nice touches like clear and friendly interface and the fact that all the dialogues are spoken but it can not make the rest to be forgotten.

The Bad

Basically the whole plot is weak and ridicilous. You are playing either as a gas station owner Zeke that is a past incarnation of Larry Laffer with much more luck with women or as a daughter of the scientist Lydia that seems to be a female equivalent of Larry Laffer. There is also Barth - the alien that visited Earth in its spaceship. Zeke (or Lydia) is trying to save the Earth from invasion of matriarchal race of goddesses from Phobos but in order to do so he/she needs to help Barth. Barth on the other hand is collecting objects to fix its spaceship in order to go home. Even if the concept of crossing over of the plot played by one of three characters works nice, the realisation is horrific. The idea that Barth needs to collect iron, pumpkin, vine or pool ball to fix his spaceship is disastrous to the game. The same goes with Lydia and Zeke who are trying to gather all the possible objects only to find some unbelievable usage for them. Everything is filled with a sexual context but unlike to what can be seen in Larry series it is completely idiotic making the main human protagonists acting like horny and full of lust people who are looking for a chance to get laid. The music does not exist and fully spoken dialogues does not save the day.

The Bottom Line

Do not play this game even if you are counting to see some "flesh" (if you know what I mean). Cartoon graphics are nice but they do not make this game attracting. The concept of the game does not save it due to horrible plot and horrible presentation of the final result.