Sex Olympics

The Good
This must be the one of the first adult adventure game available on the PC platform, at least it's my first adult game although I was a little too young to comprehend what "adult" really meant...I liked it because of the puzzles cough.

Sex Olympics although sounds like a quite "vulgar" game is actually a more funny than sexy game. The object of the game is to "score" as many women in the universe before ol' Dr. Dildo does. (several years later I finally understood what the word meant cough)

Although the gameplay is quite fixed, meaning all the girls and puzzles are always the same, tools and objects needed to solve the game are placed randomly throughout the universe. This makes it quite difficult or easy depending on your luck. In worst scenarios, the objects are placed in areas where you can easily get lost, e.g. desert, etc.

This game also has a time limit if not "real-time" but in the classic perspective. The real-time feature is that everything you do provokes your opponent to advance in his mission, therefore walking around and exploring without solving the puzzles isn't advisable. There are also ways to "slow" you opponent, by picking up Dr. Dildo's batteries which he needs to use to recharge himself. Batteries are also scattered randomly.

As I said, the game is more funny than it is sexy. Your spaceship "obviously" looks like certain male organs, you can get arrested by walking around not wearing your clothes. There are a lot of funny dialogs, although there are also some serious adult storytelling involved. Regardless, thankfully "corny" is not one element you can find in this game, which means the developers don't have "that low" a taste (unlike Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2).

The Bad
Well, you really need an "adult perspective" to finish the game, since a lot of puzzles would appear quite confusing and illogical if you've never had personal experience or knowledge of this particular field...which is why I couldn't finish the game in the first place cough.

The Bottom Line
Cute little adventure game, even without the adult graphics involved...but it wouldn't be as funny.