Grand Monster Slam Ad Blurbs
Advertising BlurbsBack of Astra Jewel Case (UK):
The Elves, Trolls, Goblins, Orcs, Dragons and Knights are back, for another Grand Monster Slam. Held once every five years, it is the biggest sports festival of the fantasy world. The Grand Monster Slam is a peaceful, cultural, sporting event where all the creatures of GHoLD congregate in the capital to participate in the famous Grand Slam event. You are the Dwarves' champion, small, hairy but also sturdy and strong. Are you skillful enough to win? Will you represent your people honourably? Can you survive the opposing fans if you do win? It's you against sixteen opponents - all looking to pit their strength against you. Have you got what it takes? Can you survive and bring the Yellow Jerkin and the Golden medal back to your people?
Contributed by Martin Smith (66827) on Sep 22, 2004.