Join our Discord to chat with fellow friendly gamers and our knowledgeable contributors!

Huj Hujowi Nie Równy DOS Title screen


Published by
Developed by
Official Site


That bastion of good taste, the Hooy-Program team, lives up to its name by serving up an action platformer that's positively obsessed with disembodied penises. However, while games like Astrotit may have set a precedent for tackling such an archetypal subject, here the male genitals do not assume the protagonist role; rather, they serve as collectibles - and enemies!

HHNR takes you through a series of surrealistic, side-scrolling stages with ZX Spectrum-inspired graphics, where the objective is to pick up all collectible items. These range from the aforementioned sexual appendages to Spectrum computers, boxes marked "LSD", and other such goodies. Other objects are damaging, while some restore health: the only way to tell them apart is through trial and error. To complicate matters, certain enemies will home in and pester you until they're shot at, including the flying syringe and (you guessed it) more penises.


Huj Hujowi Nie Równy DOS Space, too, is full of dicks.
Huj Hujowi Nie Równy DOS Spider blocking the way to shiny diamonds
Huj Hujowi Nie Równy DOS An exposition
Huj Hujowi Nie Równy DOS Pissing guys underneath

Promo Images

There are no promo images for this game

Part of the Following Group

User Reviews

There are no reviews for this game.

Critic Reviews

There are no critic reviews for this game.


There are currently no topics for this game.


There is no trivia on file for this game.

Related Web Sites

vileyn0id_8088 (21185) added Huj Hujowi Nie Równy (DOS) on Jun 16, 2015