The Humans Ad Blurbs
Advertising Blurbs
Back of Box - DOS (US):the HUMANS™
"Just what the heck are HUMANS?... and what are they doing in a computer game anyhow?" We know, we've heard it before, they're strange, they're ugly, they're...stupid. But there's more to these HUMANS than meets the eye, for inside each and every one of them is a small but usable brain. Working as a team and discovering new tools (fire, weapons, the wheel, deodorant, etc.) is the key to survival in this cruel world of chaos and carnivores. It's a naive struggle against extinction, where you score points by finishing levels with as many of your tribesmen intact as HUMAN-ly possible. Love, death, food... it's all here. With GameTek's computer version of HUMANS, the only missing link is you.Contributed by jean-louis (55259) on Aug 27, 2019.
the HUMANS™
KEEP THE TRIBE ALIVE!
The Neanderthals are up to their ears in hot lava, and you're their only hope. Can you teach them to throw? Rocks, spears and torches are preferred. Smart ones can learn to pick up ropes and roll wheels. You can stack humans in your favor. Don't let them play with witch doctors, dinosaurs or lizards in love. Keep cool, and keep the tribe alive.Contributed by jean-louis (55259) on Aug 26, 2019.
the HUMANS™ 1 PLAYER
"Just what the heck are HUMANS™?... and what are they doing in a video game anyhow?" We know... we've heard it before, they're strange... they're ugly... they're stupid. But there's more to these HUMANS than meets the eye, for inside each and everyone of them is a small but usable brain. Working as a team and discovering new tools is the key to survival in this cruel world of chaos and carnivores. It's an action-filled race against time, where you score points by finishing levels with as many of your tribesmen intact as HUMAN-ly possible, (which isn't that easy when it comes down to survival of the fittest). With Gametek's Sega Genesis version of HUMANS, the only missing link is you.Contributed by jean-louis (55259) on Aug 26, 2019.
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Fire Good.
Losing Bad.
You're the proud leader of the Dino Dudes, and it's up to you to guide a hairy gang of Cro-Magnons to the top of the food chain.
On your prehistoric journey you'll discover fire, weapons, and The Wheel. You'll battle dinosaurs and rival tribesmen, and do everything you can to avoid becoming an endangered species.
Evolve or die, dude.
Contributed by lugnut (381) on Apr 27, 2004.
- An evolutionary 64-bit experience like no other
- Become the dominant species using your wits and your Dudes
- 80 levels of Neanderthal puzzle-adventure
- A cave-load of pre-historic enemies to battle, including dinosaurs and rival tribesmen
- Tons of obstacles to overcome, including cliffs, boulders and famished carnivores
- Discover and master the use of fire, spears, ropes, even powerful witchdoctors
Contributed by Jeanne (76254) on Nov 13, 2002.
Welcome to Pre-History!
As the proud leader of the Dino Dudes, it’s up to you to lead your hairy band of Cro-Magnons to the top of the food chain. Discover fire, weapons, The Wheel . . . battle dinosaurs and rival tribesman . . . and do everything you can to survive – so your kids can someday invent cool stuff like malls, video games and of course, the bacon double-cheeseburger.