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Knock the Monster (Windows)

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Somewhere situated on the screen is an idol of a green monster. Also on the screen is a 16-ton weight. By attaching chains (laid out with the mouse as with a drawing tool) to the weight and other fixed points, the player aims to topple the idol through their collision.

Though the player has an unlimited quantity of chain links at their disposal, the randomly-generated levels will throw obstacles in the weight's 2D path; through timely chain-cutting and the use of multiple chains the player can hopefully guide the weight around these inconveniences and into the monster idol, knocking it with severe prejudice. Chain distribution happens on a static screen, but chain-cutting can occur while the simulation is in action.


Knock the Monster Windows Introduction / tutorial
Knock the Monster Windows Title screen
Knock the Monster Windows Level complete!
Knock the Monster Windows Random levels intersperse these little blockers in mid-air.

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  • "You Have To Knock The Penis" -- working title

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Since their original game concept (a radical feminist statement again phallogocentrism) was a bit too controversial for the masses, the developers instead cooked up a premise straight out of Shadow of the Colossus:
"Your girlfriend is dead and the Gods say that to bring her back you have to knock over dozens of Monsters."
Since the levels are randomly produced and go on forever, one must conclude that in this case at least, the gods are playing a cruel trick on the player.

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Pseudo_Intellectual (61560) added Knock the Monster (Windows) on Sep 19, 2008