MUL.MASH.TAB.BA.GAL.GAL Ad Blurbs
Advertising BlurbsiTunes Store Description:
ENDLESS UPGRADES. CONSTANT DANGER. ANCIENT WISDOM. BOUNCY BALLS. Launch Sale, 40% OFF for a very limited time!!!
MUL.MASH.TAB.BA.GAL.GAL is a dazzlingly hand-animated, retro-inspired, modern-playing smash-o-rama that will leave your thumbs twitching and your heart aflutter. MUL.MASH is the underwater 2D action extravaganza you’ve been dreaming of. In those urgent, unsettling dreams you’re having, because you are humanity’s prophesied savior and sole remaining hope. Please get on that. From the award-winning creators of Pizza vs. Skeletons, 2012’s Best Casual Game (despite the fact that our app description specifically said “WARNING! This is not a casual game!”) and The Executive, the second-best reviewed iOS game of 2015 (so close, man) comes a new game whose features can be described in bullet points: > some levels > definitely graphics > dastardly enemies > friends, yay > boss battles > brilliant conversationalist > special abilities > abilities that could be described as regular but which you consider special, darn it > kickin’ tunes > shares your taste in movies ―――――――――― Riverman Media is two brothers who have dedicated their lives to the art of 2D game making. ―――――――――― OUR PROMISE TO YOU: No ads. No getting suckered into buying more stuff later. The whole game, for one price, with all updates, forever. Everyone we know with marketing training tried to talk us out of naming this game after an astrological constellation in a dead language. You don’t want the marketing guys to be right, do you?
Known Bug (version 1.0): If "Thumb Guides" are on, you cannot access the Control Settings menu from the Options screen on the main menu. Everything works correctly from the in-game pause menu. We will update the game as soon as possible to correct this. Thank you for you patience!
Contributed by Kam1Kaz3NL77 (230779) on Apr 01, 2017.