Laser Invasion Ad Blurbs (NES)
Advertising Blurbsmagazine advertisement (US):
HIT 'EM HIGH.
Konami(r) unleashes a combination all-out aerial assault and gut churning ground blitz for your NES(tm). Its name: Laser Invasion(tm). The target: Sheik Toxic Moron and his hearth shattering TechnoScorch Missiles.
You'll pilot the Laser Invasion Helijet, an air slicing armor plated powerhouse ready to fire your choice of weapons. You must bank, dive and hover, employing advanced combat techniques against unrelenting waves of airborne enemies.
Then land your bird of prey and charge the Sand Storm Command Center, home of the 3-D Confusion Maze. To get there, pounce on divisions of Pharaoh Phantom tanks, chiller choppers, and an army of grenade throwing, machine gun toting terrors.
Between battles, your life hinges on your own tactical decisions. Gather enough skin saving objects, ammo and intelligence and you'll penetrate the Shiek's fortress of doom. But there won't be much time to do your dirty work. So let the invasion begin.
And now zap $10 off LaserScope(tm) Voice Command Optical Targeting Headset with a rebate offer inside every Laser Invasion package.
HIT 'EM LOW.
(Source: inside back cover of "Superman" issue 58, Aug 1991)
Contributed by Pseudo_Intellectual (63606) on Mar 03, 2008.