Smash T.V. Ad Blurbs (NES)
Advertising BlurbsBack of Box - SNES (US):
There was a time when the only way you could experience the explosive, arcade action of SMASH TV™ was to play it in the arcade. The was then...
SMASH TV™ for your Super NES® is now! Get ready for the real arcade game as you blast mutant cyborgs, pulverize club wielding mechanoids and blow tactical assault tanks to smithereens. Win cars and roadsters - but first destroy the metal munching twin cobras, 30 tons of angry Mutoid Man and more. After all, this is the TV game show with the ultimate in prizes... your life!
Tune into SMASH TV™ - and bring the smashing arcade action home!
• 1 & 2 player simultaneous action!
• More enemies! More weapons!
Contributed by ryanbus84 (31093) on Jun 09, 2018.
OF THE FUTURE
Contributed by FatherJack (62744) on Jan 18, 2015.
THE COIN-OP GAME OF THE YEAR IS NOW THE MOST ACTION-PACKED NES(tm) GAME OF ALL TIME!
Congratulations! You're the next lucky contestant on the game show with the ultimate in prizes... YOUR LIFE! Sorry, no mindless blondes spinning wheels here. Just deadly action, flying shrapnel, and total carnage -- all in front of a live studio audience! Instead of picking vowels, you pick 6 futuristic weapons like triple photon lasers and lethal plasma grenades. And the 2 controller action gives you 360 degree arcade firepower.
Sure, you can win toasters and microwaves... after you defeat hordes of cyborg mutants, power orbs and the 30-ton Mutoid Man! Any wonder this show's #1 in the ratings?
LIGHTS! CAMERA! 360 NON-STOP ACTION!
MORE ON SCREEN ENEMIES THAN ANY OTHER NES GAME!
"EAT MY SHRAPNEL!" IN OVER 45 ENEMY-FILLED STUDIO BATTLEGROUNDS!
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD MUTOID MAN... TOO LATE!
(Source: back cover of D.C.'s "Silver Age Classics: House of Secrets", 1992.)
Contributed by Pseudo_Intellectual (61748) on Mar 03, 2008.