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No More Stumpie-Wumples (Windows)

No More Stumpie-Wumples Windows The execution chamber is clear for now...


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A chilling program than can more plainly be described as a "murder simulator" than most that have enjoyed that sobriquet, No More Stumpie-Wumples casts the player as some bored and psychopathic godling, free to summon Stumpie-Wumples, cute little proto-men with careers and families, and subject them to one of four mortifying ends: an acid bath, incineration by blowtorch, the guillotine and mangling in factory gears.

Before you send them to their momentarily-distracting doom by dragging and dropping with the mouse, the game gives you a short briefing on the everyday life of your selected Stumpie-Wumple; after sealing their fate, it questions your mental state.

Ex-Stumpie-Wumples are represented on-screen as skulls or discoloured versions of their original selves, and, adding insult to injury, their remains can be subjected to further indignities. When the slate of available Stumpie-Wumples has been wiped clean, another course can be summoned with a mere left-click... but really, if any of this appeals to you, no amount of it will satisfy.


No More Stumpie-Wumples Windows Really, something must be wrong with you to be playing this game.
No More Stumpie-Wumples Windows The execution chamber is clear for now...
No More Stumpie-Wumples Windows Learning a little bit about the unique being you are about to permanently expunge.

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In the documentation, the author reveals displeasure at his bringing this project through to fruition, remarking after the disclaimer: "Tarn Adams recommends that you not play the game. Tarn Adams recommends that you delete the game immediately." This is prefaced with an apt moral epigraph from a movie:
"The only way to win is not to play." - War Games

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Pseudo_Intellectual (61101) added No More Stumpie-Wumples (Windows) on Jul 20, 2007