Blasto Ad Blurbs (PlayStation)
Advertising BlurbsBack of Jewel Case - Playstation (US):
BLASTO IS HERE TO SAVE URANUS!
- Enormous, free-roaming, fully interactive 3D animated worlds!
- Phil Hartman as the voice of Blasto!
- Run, fly, jump, climb, shoot, swim – even ride a big blue alien chicken!
- Action, adventure, beautiful Blasto babes, absurd humor and alien-shooting mayhem! What more could you want?!
He's slightly warped, but you would be too if you had to constantly slug it out with slimy alien things!
Charge up your Blast-O-Matic strap on your rocket pack and prepare for a galaxy spanning, action-packed adventure!
Contributed by kcar181- (530) on Nov 29, 2005.
Our exploration of the galaxy has reached the outer perimeters of our solar system. But our presence has been noted - we have drawn attention to ourselves!
Trapped in the 5th Dimension, the evil tyrant, Bosc the Terrible plots his revenge against the universe, starting with the citizens of the Planet Earth. Escaping through a dimensional gateway, Bosc sets up an outpost on the planet Uranus, right on the border of Earth's expanding empire. His intention? Total extermination of all Earthlings!!
Our only hope for survival rests on the very broad shoulders of Blasto, space explorer, weapon freak and all-around alien eradicator. He's just what the world needs: a universal patriot who wants nothing more than to rid the universe of slimy green aliens. Uranus is on the line and Blasto's here to save it!
Contributed by Xoleras (66813) on Oct 25, 2004.