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Privates is a freeware, twin-stick shooter developed as a sex education tool, and set in and around the pubic regions of various characters with sexually transmitted diseases. Players control a team of four condom-hatted commandos tasked to kill these viruses, bacteria and other organic enemies. The right weapons must be used to destroy them.


Privates Windows The toll is not very high.
Privates Windows Shooting sperm...
Privates Windows Weapon select explanation.
Privates Windows Fire at will!

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Engadget Aug 07, 2010 Unscored Unscored
Gameplay (Benelux) Aug 27, 2010 Unscored Unscored


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Cantillon (32241) added Privates (Windows) on Nov 14, 2018