Here are some humorous definitions out of the games' help files :
Muttonheads Scott Wallin and Louie McCrady would like to take this opportunity to say,
It's that thing with what looks like a tail that hooks into the back of the computer. It rolls around, has two or three buttons that you can push, but it doesn't squeak likea real mouse, although that would be a nice feature.
THE HELP ZONE
Somewhere in the dimension beyond sight and sound, caught in the void between man's search for meaning and a programmer's idea of something cute, neither fact nor fiction, where stupid questions are ignored and good questions left for the person with the sporty glasses and the highwaters, there lies a place we like to call, The Help Zone.