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"If you work, you lose!" The goal of Ultimate Kept Man Life is to increase the allowance the player's character earns from his girlfriend by doing tasks. In doing these tasks, his hope is that her father will see him as useful even though he is lazy. This in turn allows him to stay at home and not have to work.

The player starts off by cleaning the apartment. Simply tapping anywhere in the room will earn you some money. Money earned is used to unlock "Actions" and upgrade them. When purchasing an Action, it unlocks the accompanying cut scene and "Play" option.
  • Action: upon unlocking an Action, it increases the dollars per second you earn. This income is automatic and doesn't require tapping. Each Action has two way to increase its potential:
    • Rank: increase the allowance bonus. On top of being purchased, the player needs to be at the right level to increase its rank.

    • Execute: increases the dollars per second for that specific Action

  • Play: after the accompanying Action is purchased, the player can choose a option. Each option increases the player's level, though there is a chance of being caught by his girlfriend's Father. Being caught nets the player no increase in their level, and the player loses any on hand money earned up to that point. After playing 3 times, there is a resting countdown before you are able to play again.
There are in-game achievements that can be earned. Each achievement will unlock an increase to, and once all achievements are earned, it will unlock an epilogue cut-scene.


Ultimate Kept Man Life Android Play action failed! Caught by girlfriend's Father.
Ultimate Kept Man Life Android Early in the game, main screen
Ultimate Kept Man Life Android Displaying an action.
Ultimate Kept Man Life Android Displaying the Play menu

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Alternate Titles

  • "Kept Man Life" -- Android installed name title

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