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This game has no background story. Just pick up either John Kerry or George W.Bush and sweep your opponents out of White House! White House Joust is an arcade game featuring John Kerry, President George W.Bush and other notable people of the political field. Players move their character left or right and fly on their opponents' heads or touch them by the back to kill them. If players are under their opponents, they get killed. The characters can also fire missiles or use a so-called "WMD" to kill all opponents immediately. There is a limited amount of missiles and WMD, all of which can be obtained by getting Eggs appearing when killing certain opponents. Opponents may vary depending on the character players take control. They cannot identify the players' characters, therefore just run and fly randomly. The players' character and the opponents speak random words; some have various saying, but some only know one sentence.

The graphics are in 2D, except for the real-life-looking head of the characters. This game know no save function. When the game is over, players' score are recorded, and players have a choice to submit their score on the official website.


White House Joust Windows Bush: I'm tired of dealing with each of you already! Now take my warp! >(
White House Joust Windows Run out of life! Game over! ;(
White House Joust Windows Is this Michael Jackson?
White House Joust Windows You lose a life

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