Not the Robots (Windows)

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Not The Robots is the first and possibly last furniture-eating simulator. You are a robot, eating your way through a series of office buildings. Each level is randomly generated; if you should perish by laser or sentry fire, you will never see that land again. As you consume, you uncover secrets about the building's history...secrets which will slowly reveal who you are and why you must continually eat.


Not the Robots Windows Sentries - Though slow moving when patrolling, being spotted by a sentry will result in barrage of machine gun fire within its line of sight. Quick way to die.
Not the Robots Windows Main menu.
Not the Robots Windows Game start - Actual start. Yes, eat the furniture highlighted when the robot comes near an object. Not a recommended diet in real life.
Not the Robots Windows Lasers - Security lasers use laser beams to encircle a certain proximity. Being hit by a laser will damage health.

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Factornews Jan 25, 2014 7 out of 10 70


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Veteropinguis (99) added Not the Robots (Windows) on Jan 14, 2014
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