Jayson Firestorm
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Contribution Rating: | 156 (tied for 1410th; 1 in last year) | |
Member Since | Jan 14, 2002 | |
# Messages Posted: | none | |
Location: | Unknown | |
About myself: | Well, what shall I say. There's not a lot to say really. I mean, I'm so dull, last week the speaking clock hung up on me. I would'nt say unpopular, but last night I was walking past the local cemetary, and two guys came chasing after me with shovels. I'm so horrible, I help old ladies across the road - when they don't want to go. I'm so bad, I phone radio stations with fake traffic jam reports. And sometimes when I'm *really* bad, I sneak into blind people's homes, re-arrange all the furniture, then sit back and watch the fun. (With no offence to any blind people read- - oh nevermind!) I like buttons! I one day hope to become the 1st vegetarian zombie. | |
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