| Super Mario Bros. | NES | "Hmmmm.... Mushrooms!!" | Jan 13, 2005 |
| Sam & Max: Hit the Road | DOS | "Holy jumpin mother o' God!!! What a game this is!!!" | Feb 19, 2003 |
| NBA Jam Tournament Edition | DOS | "Hyperkinetic Basketball frenzy" | Nov 26, 2003 |
| Ningyō Tsukai 2 | Windows | "If only Megatech had ported this one instead of the original..." | Apr 10, 2005 |
| MDK | Windows | "Imaginative action-packed masterpiece" | May 10, 2001 |
| American McGee's Alice | Windows | "Impressive as a visual experience but ultimately shallow as a game." | May 21, 2002 |
| Grand Theft Auto III | Windows | "It may be the bad boy of the videogaming world, but it's also a well-deserved classic." | Mar 16, 2005 |
| The King of Fighters '97 | PlayStation | "It's amazing how a single feature can make so much of a difference" | Nov 05, 2001 |
| Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel | Windows | "It's buggy and it falls a little short, but it works for me." | Dec 06, 2001 |
| Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time | Windows | "It's like music!" | May 28, 2005 |
| Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace | Windows | "It's like the movie.... you know, flashy and dumb." | Nov 07, 2001 |
| Battle Arena Toshinden | DOS | "It takes more than a whip-wielding dominatrix to make a successful fighting game" | Oct 03, 2004 |
| Zool | DOS | "It Zucks" | Jun 11, 2004 |
| Duke Nukem 3D | DOS | "I want to be like Duke when I grow up." | Oct 31, 2002 |
| Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver | Windows | ""I will devour your Soul, you helpless little gamer!!!"" | Jun 11, 2002 |
| X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 | PlayStation | "Join the Mutant Academy" | May 15, 2004 |
| Incoming: The Final Conflict | Windows | "K-BOOM!!" | Apr 09, 2003 |
| Commander Keen 3: Keen Must Die! | DOS | "Keen wraps up his first major adventure. Bonus: A boss fight!!" | Mar 26, 2003 |
| Interstate '76: Nitro Pack | Windows | "Keep on grooving." | Nov 20, 2003 |
| Kirby's Dream Land 2 | Game Boy | "Kirby blows!! " | Mar 23, 2004 |
| Xenocracy | Windows | "Kofi Annan tries his luck at Wing Commander. Disaster ensues." | Mar 07, 2005 |
| Leisure Suit Larry 5: Passionate Patti Does a Little Undercover Work | DOS | "Larry 5 is to adventure games (Larry legacy included) what Larry is to women" | Nov 04, 2002 |
| Leisure Suit Larry 6: Shape Up or Slip Out! | DOS | "Larry is back! And this time he didn't forget to bring the fun and adventure with him!!" | Nov 04, 2002 |
| Terminator 2: Judgment Day | DOS | "Laughably cheap movie rip-off" | Oct 07, 2003 |
| DOOM | DOS | "Less talking, more shooting!" | Sep 12, 2002 |
One Liner