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Top Ten reasons NOT to buy Tyrants
Because I don't like lots of action and violence.
Because why should I waste my time arming my men with everything from bows and arrows to nuclear missiles and flying saucers when a spitwad is my weapon of choice?
Because I am a follower not a leader and I don't want to be the most powerful person in the world.
Because I don't like games that offer months and months of game play.
Because the idea of traveling through time and conquering nine worlds merely tires me out.
Because I do not have a loin cloth fetish. Really.
Because I prefer wimpy cartridges that don't have 4 megs of digitized speech.
Because I don't like crossing swords with devious, conniving opponents all ready to step on my baby toes.
Because I prefer blowing $59.99 on a cartridge that's all talk, hype and no action.
Because I am not worthy of an adventurous resource management game that makes other carts look like girlie toys.
DON'T BUY TYRANTS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE WORLD DOMINATION.
Source:
U.S. print ad (Genesis)
Contributed by lugnut.