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Contestant entering the arena
Those green men are after me
Watch out for the guys in the red suit. They'll soon explode
More enemies, huh? Tanks a lot!
Say hello to Mutoid Man
"I am the champion"
The hosts and models torment you throughout the game
Oh, boy. Presents!
Say hello to Scarface
Second incarnation of Scarface
Watch out for the blue snakes
Oh, boy. Keys!
"SSSSSSay goodbye, sssssswine"
Now you have to fight the host of the show
Watch out for the buffalos
I hate snakes
Oh boy, goodies
Men with clubs are coming to beat the shit out of you
Dynamite Cobra Bosses
Time for advertising
Shrapnel fat guy
Room with bonuses
Humanoids in flying cans
Eat my rocket
An Acclaim game
Here is our host
Please don't hurt me!
Who's going to clean this mess up?
Time to leave
You can trust me, I will collect those powerups
In case you wonder, that's my eye flying above the playfield
I never knew a human could contain so much blood
It's a delicious shrapnel, I must eat it
Someone planted a mine amidst all the gold
Knee-high in carnage
Going home after a hard day's work
Total Carnage? Isn't that the follow-up?
Use your aura to clear the field
Wait, those aren't cameramen!?
Now they've brought in the heavy artillery
Clobbered by the crowd
The spiky drone will hunt me off to the next level
Tanks are always trouble
The rotating force field thing will protect me
Half man, half tank
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Those are not tears that he is crying
I didn't make the high score
A protective ring surrounds you
Oh boy, presents!
Mutoid Man with his head chopped off
I've won a fantastic 2600" TV. Wow!
What's those green things?
I've won a luxurious vacation. Wow!
Scarface don't look so good anymore
Oh boy, keys!
Fight the host
The host and models continue to torment you
Dead on the floor
Just another arena
Getting beaten up to death by some green guys
Level is clear
More and more bad green guys, more and more prizes
Wow, what a weapon!
A heated battle
New enemies appear
I just won a brand new VCR. Wow!
The host and models up close
Protected by a ring of shurikens
Oh boy, goodies!
Watch out for the orange thingies
Those green men are still after me
Say hello to the cobra
The host, sick of you winning, decides to terminate you himself
"Those Green Men are after me"
The host and the two models continue to torment you
Keep watching these guys...
...because they explode shrapnel style
Constestant gets shocked by Mutoid's lasers
Entering the Arena
Cleared room with Minimap
"Good Luck! You'll Need It!"
Let the carnage commence!
Just a bit on the dead side
Title and main menu
Meet Mr. Shrapnel! Blast these guys before they explode...
Tank trouble! I could really use some more powerful weapons here...
Argh, I got blasted by laser vision...
Sweet, super vcr bonus!
The show's host occasionally makes an appearance
Lots of carnage...
There's plenty of opportunities to get zapped, ka-powed, ker-splatted, and so on...
Meet Scarface, and end of level boss
The main menu
Begin the game in the studio
The map of level one
Lots of men with clubs attack you!
Uh oh, tank trouble
That's good advice!
The bonus prize room
Alright, toaster bonus!
Partially protected by a shield
Blasting the deadly discs
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