Toxic Crusaders

That's why I am NOT giving Toxic Crusaders a one like I had originally planned. It's still playable and can actually create some fun when you really go at it. Sometimes the simple laughs from playing something so absurd as Toxic Crusaders can raise the rating score a couple points. I leave you today saying "I know it sucks, but go ahead. Have some fun today!"

Playing Toxic Crusaders taught me an important lesson — it's very easy to make a poor game out of a poor show. There didn't seem to be much of any creativity or thought going into the level designs as each small level in each stage essentially seemed to be the exact same. Go to the right. Shoot stuff. Occasionally jump to a higher surface and continue going right. Watch out for toxic waste. Grab the occasionally healing item to replenish hearts. Exit the level. Pick a new character (or the same one) and do the same things in the next level. Remarkably, it took me very little time to get tired of that formula.