Kids, don't eat your Halloween candy

Kids, don't eat your Halloween candy is a quick, humorous interactive fiction game, created for the 1998 Halloween-themed Speed-IF 2 contest. The full title of this game is in fact Kids, don't eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So don't do that.

The player's task is to visit Neil deMause's house in New York, a task which is stymied both by the fogginess of the mazelike New York streets, and the random monster attacks. The game is a quick one and can be finished in a few minutes.