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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

Moby ID: 25730

[ All ] [ 3DO ] [ Windows 3.x ]

3DO screenshots

thumbnail — "Jane" introduces you to the game during the only moving video in the entire show.

thumbnail — The actual title screen. No kidding.

thumbnail — Credits use funky filters and... pandas?

thumbnail — Both John and Jane's parents are pressuring them to get married.

thumbnail — Oh no! My delicate sensibilities!

thumbnail — If you don't input a code at the start of the game, you get censor bars.

thumbnail — Input the nudie code and... mmm... side boob...

thumbnail — Both go through their morning routine.

thumbnail — John and Jane cross paths in the parking lot.

thumbnail — The narrator appears to taunt you about upcoming choices.

thumbnail — Choose the path and watch the results.

thumbnail — Jane can come on to John, then leave him hanging.

thumbnail — Jane arrives at her job interview with Mr. Thresher.

thumbnail — Oh, there's a strip option? Gosh. Whichever shall I pick?

thumbnail — The narrator's in a chicken mask now. Just... just go with it.

thumbnail — Depending on your choice, Jane will either pout...

thumbnail — ... or go all in.

thumbnail — Pick a dead-end choice and you get the option to go back.

thumbnail — More than Thresher bargained for.

thumbnail — The "correct" path has Jane running from Thresher.

thumbnail — Meanwhile, a karate lady fights the narrator for control of the story.

thumbnail — Another choice. The manly way, or the "non-violent" way.

thumbnail — The non-violent way apparently is to turn John and Thresher gay.

thumbnail — Giving chase sends everyone on a merry romp through L.A.

thumbnail — It's basically three minutes of vacation photos.

thumbnail — The trio at Griffith Park observatory.

thumbnail — Not all of the digital photos are clean, but they used them anyway.

thumbnail — Seriously, I think every picture they took made it into the game.

thumbnail — Classy.

thumbnail — John and Thresher fight over Jane.

thumbnail — John wins the... epic... battle.

thumbnail — Meanwhile, the narrator returns and guns down the plot hijacker.

thumbnail — Thresher offers Jane 5 mil for one night. Will she take John's love, or the filthy money?

thumbnail — John gives an impassioned speech, where he flubs his line. The audio and laughter stay in, of course.

thumbnail — Picking the option that puts John and Jane together. Awww.

thumbnail — Final choice. The Hollywood ending, or something different. ...and it's different.

thumbnail — Taking the Hollywood ending and riding off into the sunset.

thumbnail — Cast photo from the ending credits. At least they seem to have had fun making it.

Windows 3.x screenshots

thumbnail — In the PC version, you can either take a look at the intro or go straight to making a choice.

thumbnail — This is the title screen? Really? I wonder if a 3 year old made it......

thumbnail — Filters and pandas at races

thumbnail — John and Jane's parents pressure them to get married (by 6:00).

thumbnail — Oh dear, nudity!

thumbnail — In the PC version, censor bars won't cover exposed private parts up, which means uncensored t@#%ies.

thumbnail — Both do their routine.

thumbnail — John and Jane meet in the parking lot.

thumbnail — This is the narrator, he wants you to make sure that Jane and John get married!

thumbnail — After many minutes of still pictures, the "gameplay" finally begins, but it's basically nothing more than decision making. (You also get ten thousand points as well.)

thumbnail — Jane doesn't really want to be a lovebird here.......

thumbnail — Since I screwed up, I have to make a decision for John to perform.

thumbnail — Meanwhile at the H.Q......

thumbnail — Jane discusses with Thresher about getting a new job.

thumbnail — Should Thresher give Jane the job or not?

thumbnail — I chose the 4th choice, and Jane takes off her clothes, and boy oh boy does she look sexy!

thumbnail — Even Thresher is dazzled!

thumbnail — Eventually, Jane demands Thresher to take HIS clothes off........

thumbnail — And from there, crazy stuff happens.

thumbnail — Wait, why is the narrator wearing a chicken mask?

thumbnail — Fortunately, you can have another chance, but you can also end the game here. I think I've had enough of this crap, so I'm ending this here.

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